Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence's dead serious expression]

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point

True, but even fewer chicks dig a guy without money.

The kind who'd bang their twin sister with Anon does.

I dig a dude with the financial responsibility to not date a person who digs a guy with money.

He doesn't need all chicks though. He just needs that one chick with a twin sister that's down for a threesome. I'm close to 100% certain those twins exist, given that you have enough cash.

I'm not meaning to judge anyone, I'm just pointing out that there are plenty of people that are willing to stretch their personal boundaries for cash. OP just needs to find those people.

If you're not an asshole and you bring your date out to a nice Michelin level meal, you're probably getting laid. Compared to McDonald's, you'll have a much better shot. Not rocket science.