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[–] 109 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (10 children)

I do believe gorilla piss exists.

I do not believe drinking gorilla piss would grant you gorilla strength (citation needed).

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  • [–] 51 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    well yeah, obviously! You have to dilute it 1000 times for it to have any effect.

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  • [–] 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    well you eyedrop it into your butthole and then expose your butthole to the sun so the positive solar energy modifies it primally because we're all made of starlight and that's just how it works

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    [–] 178 points 8 months ago (11 children)

    "It's funny how people will believe in Newton's laws of motion but still think the Force from Star Wars is mythical nonsense."

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  • [–] 58 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    But the Force is Mass times Acceleration!

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    No, it's the Force so it has to be the Mass times the Acceleration.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    No it can't be then The Force will be equal to The²(Mass times Acceleration)

    Its either The mass times acceleration or mass times the acceleration

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    • [–] 81 points 8 months ago (33 children)

    "believe in wi-fi"

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (32 children)

    If you don't believe wi-fi exists, you'd be a fool.

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago* (30 children)

    i don't believe in wifi, just like i don't believe in trees. i know they're there. that requires no belief.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (26 children)

    The belief would be that your senses aren't being actively deceived. Also, that you're not a Boltzmann brain hallucinating in the void.

    I personally believe all the axioms of science apply. It's still fun to poke at them.

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  • [–] -2 points 8 months ago (25 children)

    the atheist says "i will not believe". the agnostic says "i can not believe". one is as dogmatic as the beliefs they purport to refute, the other lacks the capacity for dogma, as belief for them is simply not possible.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (19 children)

    Belief in a null is a lot more reasonable than belief in something so powerful it can pretend to be a null.

    Belief that I am not in a Truman show like environment is a lot more reasonable (without evidence) than belief that I am in a Truman show, and they are doing a perfect job.

    That doesn't mean I don't try disproving the null hypothesis.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

    I don't think reasonable is even it for me, it's just a helpful assumption.

    If they are doing a perfect job at a Truman show type situation, there's nothing you can do, so you might as well assume they're not and play your role.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    It's more reasonable via Occam's razor (more complexity is less reasonable, when everything else is equal). However it is still just a belief axiom. You have to assume 1 holds.

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  • [–] -1 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Too many cut themselves on Occam's razor, incorrectly presuming all else equal.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    If things are not all equal, then we can slice off a section of the axiom, and start dissecting it, via science. The axiom only applies if things are exactly equal.

    E.g. Gravity wave detectors have found oddities, just above the noise floor. These are likely equipment artifacts. They are also consistent with us being in a simulation, and us touching close to the resolution limit. If true (quite unlikely) then it would prove the axiom false.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (11 children)

    a hypothesis based on established facts is no longer belief but extrapolation.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    It's an assumption, not an extrapolation. Assumptions, without evidence are beliefs.

    We assume several unprovable axioms to allow science to function. A lot of work has also been done to collapse them down to the core minimum. What is left is still built on belief.

    The fact that the results are useful back validates those beliefs. It doesn't prove them however.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (9 children)

    we're comparing it to a system where none of that has been done. it's sort of a "god of the gaps" situation but the gaps are shaped exactly like pieces in a puzzle. we can extrapolate the form of the proof even if we can't show it. the same is not true of the other camp.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    You say that, but, if the universe has an infinite lifespan (as current models suggest) then we would almost certainly be Boltzmann brains. (There would be an infinite amount of Boltzmann brains, but only a finite number of humans)

    I personally believe I am not, and the universe actually exists, rather than a sensory/memory ghost.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    surely if the universe has an infinite lifespan there could be an infinite number of humans? for whatever passes as a human at any given time. the two concepts may even overlap.

    not that it matters for the day-to-day, anyway.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    The logic is that the universe of big bang matter has a limited lifespan. This sets a hard limit on the number of humans via "normal" means.

    Boltzmann brains are due to a quirk of quantum mechanics. Matter can come into existence spontaneously. The rate is proportional to the amount (technically the energy content). Given enough time and space, something that would fit the definition of human could spontaneously appear. The odds of this are unbelievably long, but, so long as it's finitely large, in a true infinite universe it will happen an infinite number of times. It's a bit of infinity Vs very large number weirdness.

    End result is that there will be a large but finite number of "normal" humans, but an infinite number of Boltzmann brain humans. Therefore, the chances of being an actual "normal" human is effectively infinitesimal.

    Agreed about it not mattering, day to day. It's one of those things that is of interest to theoretical physicists, since it might tell us something interesting about the nature of our universe.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    it is very interesting, but it's also one of those topics that makes anything else in the conversation not matter.

    also do note that i said nothing about thinking sensory inputs are illusory, just that belief is not required for things to exist.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (3 children)

    It seems more likely in a universe that is infinitely large that brains would come into existence through simpler deterministic processes like they did on earth than random fluctuations no?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    Our best ideas on the big bang put the universe as huge, but finite in space. (Way bigger than the observable universe) The question is time. If time is infinite then Boltzmann brains win.

    Matter has a finite life, energy differentials run out. Stars run out of fuel. Black holes evaporate. Even protons eventually fall apart to energy. Then there is endless emptiness.

    That emptiness would be finite in space, but infinite in time. Without that last boundary, weird things happen to maths.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    If you appeal to heat death then you cannot say brains pop back into existence either because "matter has a finite life," and so it is self-defeating. If brains can pop back into existence due to random fluctuations then surely planets and stars could as well given enough time.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    The energy to spontaneously create a planet is vastly more than a brain. Then again, with the weird maths of infinities, it might play out.

    Though to recreate the full illusion would require something closer to the big bang itself.

    It's well into the "here he dragons" realms of science however. Speculating well beyond reliable evidence.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    if the universe has an infinite lifespan (as current models suggest) then we would almost certainly be Boltzmann brains

    Sounds like presuming some place further along in an infinite set. We may still be in an early iteration at the start, as plain as it seems.

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  • [–] -2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Honestly? Without evidence, they're both equally probable. And believing, or refusing to believe in a god or something, are both faith of equal measure.

    It's just whether someone thinks their version is faith is more realistic than the opposite.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    When the results are inseparable, then complexity is the only element, it doesn't prove anything, but it does bias.

    Also, most gods don't fall into this debate. Most gods would be quite happy interfering. This is (in principle) distinguishable from the null. It was aimed primarily at the simulation hypothesis. A perfect simulation is indistinguishable from a base reality.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I'm willing to accept Atheism, 'I do not believe in God', as somewhat dogmatic, but as others have said, it's the null hypothesis and they have Occam's razor going for them. Pragmatically it is a useful stance in light of the societal harm religion does.

    I am however unwilling to conflate Agnosticism with 'I can not believe', always been "I'm waiting for evidence one way or the other" to me, so perhaps the more scientific point of view.

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  • [–] -2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    to me, those last two statements are pretty close in the grand scheme of things. it was allegorical anyway, since we weren't really talking about god.

    if there is no proof one way or the other, the pragmatic stance is to be neutral. if one side is more theoretically sound, the pragmatic stance is to assume that's the correct side while still being open to the other. only when there's proof of one side can you dismuss the other. none of those steps require "belief", i.e. unfounded assumptions.

    as an aside, personally i feel like religion is one of those issues where there is proof.

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  • [–] -1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Oh, you're a solipsist? You believe reality is an illusion and trees don't really exist? I'm somewhat similar, I'm an antirealist. I recognise that reality is an illusion, but I still choose to believe in it until it can be overthrown. If we teach enough people how to reshape their beliefs and perceptions, then we can decide for ourselves whether trees exist. But at present, I need to believe in trees in order to inhabit consensus reality and communicate efficiently with the people who live here. It's cool that you don't believe in trees, though!

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I'm happier with non-belief, than squirming through the exercise of deciding what to believe and disbelieve under the unchecked presumption that we must believe something.

    Even more so for the distinct "believing in" something.

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    • [–] 51 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    They also seem to believe wi-fi "powers everything"? What a loon.

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Introducing POW (power over wlan)! By broadcasting a constant small gamma wave, small electronic devices can use the latent energy to power electronic components.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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    • [–] 42 points 8 months ago* (5 children)

    Shout out to my broken coworker who brought his crystals in to work one day to fix our negative energy. After carefully placing each stone according to universal leylines of good vibes, extraordinarily pleased with himself, immediately saw me slice through a package and into my fingers. I needed eleven stitches.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Crystals do fix negative energy in a very simple way ! Feeling negative ? Just look at a crystal, crystals are pretty. Now you feel less negative, ta-dah !

    I have multiple salt lamps for this reason. The magic of being a very pretty glowing crystal works wonders on me when I feel down x)

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    • [–] 40 points 8 months ago (18 children)

    I absolutely believe in energy, frequency, and vibration. My wifi vibrates at a frequency of 2.4 and 5 GHz and in order to do that it needs to use energy.

    Like, I'm down with hippie woo energy work, it's really useful meditation. I use it to keep my anxiety under control. But your religion can't cure diseases, it can only provide comfort

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (9 children)

    That's how I feel about astrology. A horoscope is just a prompt for self reflection. But it's fun when something feels woo woo or predictive or relatable because... its fun, idk. Its spooOoOoOoKy, it's fun, it's cute. Star charts are a skill you have to learn, it's a hobby, it makes your brain work.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago*

    Well that begs the question though, why do some people find it fun and cute? Because they want to believe there's a lazy easy way to figure things out without doing the hard work of the scientific process.

    From that perspective i find astrology to be harmful and dangerous, although unfortunately ive had no success convincing anyone of that. I suppose some humans just like harmful and dangerous things and perhaps evolutionarily our species evolved to have a large number of those people.

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  • [–] -5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    The irony of finding two other woo-tolerant Lemmites in this comm.

    Once I learned that astrology points to themes of influence on a time frame, it made a lot more sense. Taking it literally and thinking everything is confirmation bias is how people dismiss it. There's more than a few people that have correctly nailed a lot of big events, it's more about technique it seems. Nick Dagen Best published a book I think in 2013 or 2016 that is hitting hard right now - totally called Trump 2 and stuck to his guns on that.

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  • [+] -10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I like maps. I like puzzles. Astrology's both.

    First got intrigued when in my ignorant militant atheism dogma phase, and someone managed to discern my sun sign, just by my appearance and behaviours. I have since gone on to do the same to others, typically with as much world-view-changing astonishment in them as I experienced.

    Can't be bunk if that can be done.

    The observable profiling reality of it, does open minds to wondering about what's the astrological weather like.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    To put on my obnoxious skeptic hat, it sounds like you are analyzing how the historical conditions of people's upbringing affects each generations' behaviors and mannerisms. Just, with an astrological chart rather than with a calendar.

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  • [–] -1 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    it sounds like you are analyzing how the historical conditions of people’s upbringing affects each generations’ behaviors and mannerisms.

    I do not know how it sounds like that to you. Seems a strong non sequitur. Maybe I'm missing something. Care to elaborate how you made this leap?

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    People who grew up around the same time and geography have the same historical pressures on what behaviors they learn. Obviously outcome varies a lot individual to individual, but it creates broad trends among large groups. Sorting chronologically brings those trends to the forefront.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Maybe can cure some diseases.

    Even just via the comfort provided. Comfort enough, to get into a parasympathetic dominant mode long enough for the body to heal itself.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Alopatic medicine cures some stuff but what does most is treat symptoms cause what it wants is to make money not to cure disease, I'm quite sure companies making billions off insuline and chemotherapy aren't going to even bother trying to cure something they are profiting off, in fact is much probable that they actively try to sabotage research that could end their golden goose disease treatments...

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