out of all the censored things, they didn't think to censor a product key before declassifying it. I wish I could say I was surprised.
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CWMY2-V4YPB-TJ2DK-XTMBG-V3R32
CWMY2-V4YPB-TJ2DK-XTMBG-V3R32
you can activate any windows or office by using vlmcsd (https://github.com/Wind4/vlmcsd). you can selfhost it, choose any windows version like 11 pro or enterprise or office product like office 24 enterprise. activate it using your kms server and you can enter the matching licence key every so often to activate it. doesn't cost a cent except hosting on 512mb/1cpu. i think there are public kms servers with vlmcsd too. obviously JUST FOR TESTING PURPOSES ;)
Simpler to just use massgrave, no?
Massgrave doesn't work for Office I'm pretty sure.
Ah yes key management server server
haha yes sorry! my wireless wlan had some issues with my personal pc when i was etablishing a secure ssh connection. could also be an error with my dns system or with the http protocol.
Surely you mean a secure SSH shell...
so this is what an aneurism feels like
Don't worry, I can do it automatically at the ATM machine.
The the Angels Angels
kms server? massgrave? is this a dark joke i am not in on
Kms is key management services.
Why massgrave is called that, I have no idea.
i thought kms was kill my self
I figured that's what you thought. To be fair, using Microsoft also makes me want to kms. Luckily I don't have to.
KMS is microsoft's method of product activation mostly for organizations, they can run an activation server inside an intranet for instance. Also widely used for pirating windows since it's easy to run one of those kms emulators
https://massgrave.dev/ is a fairly recent development, they have a tool called MAS that can activate windows/office/etc using many methods including KMS
Does https://massgrave.dev/ not work anymore?
He used the Home version?
He owned his own island, he could at least go for Professional!
I remember Windows 7's editions being a complete mess, but a come on!
Either ask your IT guy or your friend Billy G, both will laugh at you for picking a Home version when you have the money to go pro.
What a fucking loser.
Windows 7 Ultimate!
Funny enough I got 7 ultimate for free by having a Microsoft themed Tupperware party and using their party invite platform. They sent me a box with free copy and ms colored streamers and windows 7 napkins. I still have the napkins new and sealed. Had to take like 4 pictures with my friends around a laptop I think. Not a bad trade for the best version of 7. I don’t think they’d ever get people to do the same for the newer OS’s. 7 was one of the good ones
I don’t think they’d ever get people to do the same for the newer OS’s
Just sayin, if you host a Linux install party you can get a copy of most Linux distributions for free. You can also get it for free if you don't host a Linux install party, but that's minor details.
7 was the first and last version of Windows that I didn't immediately despise.
For me I think I enjoyed 98, XP, 7 it was nearly Star Trek rules every other edition was ok. 7 was the culmination of the best of. But absolute shit ever since. Honestly wish I could just go back to 7 for anything that requires windows( I try to stay away from it whenever possible)
I got a copy of Vista Ultimate from a friend who worked for Microsoft. Upgraded that baby to 7 Ultimate the instant I could and rode that product code for over a decade, until last year when I installed Linux on everything.
Actually, I think I might still be using that product code on my Windows VM. Hmm.
I still have a retail boxed Windows Vista Ultimate copy new in box! I won it and never opened it. They also gave me a processor and mobo with it… THAT part I was stoked about.
Ultimate is such a nice codename, I'm a little tired of the modern deluge of Ultra, Pro and Max.
I mean yeah, I just wanted to laugh at him for not doing the minimum.
with that kinda money he coulda been a mac user
The key is for a virtual machine as you can see in the picture.
Not really anything a normal user would miss over home premium. Most features in pro and higher target enterprises.
The number of other people laughing at actually paying for Windows is not zero.
Aside, did you type "looser" ironically? 😅😶
Eh, back in the Windows 7 days paying for Windows wasn't that bad of a deal, but starting with Windows 10 it felt as if you were paying to get ads.
As for your last part, I am not a native english speaker, and my phone has two dictionaries, sometimes it picks the Swedish dictionary, sometimes it picks the English.
I have been in situations where the dictionary marks a word as being wrong and offers a suggestion, when I then pick the suggestion, that word is also marked as being wrong, and the original word is offered as a solution.
This can be rather annoying, and means that sometimes stuff like this slips through.
Bill G, was not his lover
He's just a man, who said
"I flew here for the sun."
But the kids aren't there for fun
Finally, I can upgrade from Osama bin Laden's Windows XP key: https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/61/61C5FB27A2ECCBE2B3269A5589A7F518_serial.txt.doc.pdf
i mean ofc he's bffs with Bill Gates
In 2019, Gates characterized his relationship with Epstein as a 'huge mistake'. Make of that what you will.
But this post doesn't really address that. It suggests Epstein bought Windows XP once, which … is fine … I guess? (Doesn't let him off the hook for the criminal empire he ran though)
In 2019, Gates characterized his relationship with Epstein as a ‘huge mistake’.
Probably because it was the final straw for his wife Melinda, and Gates wasn't happy how much she would take in the divorce. Considering he was a serial philanderer and often used his position at Microsoft as a way to meet women (including Melinda!), it's not like he respected that marriage or his wife very much, so it can't be that he's sad about losing her or something, so my bet is on sad he was going to lose a lot of wealth over his Epstein connections.
I wouldn’t call them bffs if Gates only gave him Home and not Pro /s
He might rape children but at least he doesn’t pirate software.
Corporate America in a nutshell
You can excuse child rape? 🤨
Gotta draw a line somewhere.
Would you download a 13 year old?
I'm not a monster!
Downloading is illegal. I have morals.
I pirate software, but at least I don't rape children.



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