▲ 1333 ▼ Windows 7 (media.piefed.zip) submitted 9 months ago by Maven@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 123 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (6 children) kms server? massgrave? is this a dark joke i am not in on permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 30 points 9 months ago (4 children) Kms is key management services. Why massgrave is called that, I have no idea. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (3 children) i thought kms was kill my self permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 22 points 9 months ago (2 children) I figured that's what you thought. To be fair, using Microsoft also makes me want to kms. Luckily I don't have to. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 child) Because you're already dead on the inside? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago That as well, but I just don't have a job requiring me to use windows. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago KMS is microsoft's method of product activation mostly for organizations, they can run an activation server inside an intranet for instance. Also widely used for pirating windows since it's easy to run one of those kms emulators https://massgrave.dev/ is a fairly recent development, they have a tool called MAS that can activate windows/office/etc using many methods including KMS permalink fedilink source parent
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 30 points 9 months ago (4 children) Kms is key management services. Why massgrave is called that, I have no idea. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (3 children) i thought kms was kill my self permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 22 points 9 months ago (2 children) I figured that's what you thought. To be fair, using Microsoft also makes me want to kms. Luckily I don't have to. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 child) Because you're already dead on the inside? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago That as well, but I just don't have a job requiring me to use windows. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (3 children) i thought kms was kill my self permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 22 points 9 months ago (2 children) I figured that's what you thought. To be fair, using Microsoft also makes me want to kms. Luckily I don't have to. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 child) Because you're already dead on the inside? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago That as well, but I just don't have a job requiring me to use windows. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 22 points 9 months ago (2 children) I figured that's what you thought. To be fair, using Microsoft also makes me want to kms. Luckily I don't have to. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 child) Because you're already dead on the inside? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago That as well, but I just don't have a job requiring me to use windows. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 child) Because you're already dead on the inside? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago That as well, but I just don't have a job requiring me to use windows. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago That as well, but I just don't have a job requiring me to use windows. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago KMS is microsoft's method of product activation mostly for organizations, they can run an activation server inside an intranet for instance. Also widely used for pirating windows since it's easy to run one of those kms emulators https://massgrave.dev/ is a fairly recent development, they have a tool called MAS that can activate windows/office/etc using many methods including KMS permalink fedilink source parent