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[–] 59 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Birds also only eat spiders they see. Not sure how that’s any different

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  • [–] 41 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    well...birds aren't real.....soooo...

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    you've been eating those spiders in your sleep

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    [+] 45 points 10 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Same, I had two Joros this year. Their webs are LITERALLY gold, it's so cool. They really just chill. Imagine my disappointment when both disappeared before the New Year and I learned their lifespans. :(

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  • [+] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    Not native here, either, but supposedly not a real threat to anything. They're everywhere here now. Coolest thing I learned is that their babies can "balloon" and fly for up to hundreds of miles on wind currents. And the little tiny baby spider in the web isn't a baby, it's the little bitch-ass male. The size difference is insaaaane.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    The Joros are very courteous as well.

    When they invaded Georgia they covered hiking paths and walkways. If I ever accidentally disturbed a web, they'd move the web up 3-6ft and hang a warning leaf from a 3ft long string coming off of their web.

    Its like they knew they were invasive and wanted to come in peace.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    We have a few mildly dangerous ones and I have kids.

    Our rule is if the spider stays in his world we leave it alone, if it's in ours, they may be out of luck. The doorway is a neutral zone along with usually the entryway and questionably the kitchen.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I don't kill spiders. They are my unpaid exterminators.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago

    That's why I only kill the roaches that venture into my house, if I see a roach in the street I leave it alone to thrive that way all future offspring will be selected for street only living.

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Don't think this uploaded correctly

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago*

    Opening the link to this thread in browser works though, so maybe it just isn't federating properly from the piefed instance?

    Edit:

    Douple checked and it is broken in browser from Lemmy.zip, but accessing directly on piefed.blahaj.zone shows a complete image

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    [–] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Good, we should make them even more reclusive and smarter. Honestly, an army of highly intelligent bug killers specialized in keeping out of my sight hiding in the interstices of my house sounds like an awesome idea

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    In our house the rule is spiders can stay if they're out the way (up high, etc). When they get too close for comfort for my wife's tolerance limits, I pick them up and put them outside. Spiders are friends.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Huh, coincidentally,I just finished reading Children of Time

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Why kill spiders? Oh, maybe it's Australia.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Any flies that fly into my house are given a chance to leave. If I can herd them out the window, they get to live and make lots of new baby flies.

    On the other hand, their chances of getting a close up view of the fly swatter increase exponentially with every minute they spend refusing to leave and ignoring the fact that I'm literally showing them the exit.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    I once tried making a similar argument to a game warden about only hunting deer during the day. They were not appreciative of the take.

    This was after I hit a deer with my car while driving home from Thanksgiving, it was not a good time.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago* (6 children)

    I have the same thoughts about hitting squirrels with my car.

    Not that I do it on purpose or feel good about It, but I tell myself that at least the survivors will pass on their survivor traits to the next generation.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    You'd think we'd have accidentally bred smarter deer by now

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    Deer kill more americans than any other animal. If anything they're becoming more top heavy and more lethal to make drivers hesitate before hitting them. Eventually evolution will make them explode and send a cloud of shrapnel out when struck by a car.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    If I never know that the spider is there then we shall both live a peaceful life.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    The reclusiveness selection argument makes sense, but why intelligence? Brains are crazy metabolically expensive, and I can't see why a smart reclusive spider would survive humans any better than a merely reclusive one.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    this isnt true tho. we kill loads of them without seeing them.

    i like the idea tho

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    This is why you shouldn't kill rattlesnakes. If we kill the rattlesnakes that make themselves known, over time they adapt to not rattle before striking.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    My house spiders are cool. They eat the flies etc and I fish them out of the way before I have a shower. The only disagreement we have is over their little lair in the kitchen. There's a tiny hole in the skirting board in one corner, and cobwebs gather there. Now and then I brush away the webs and plaster over the hole. A week later the hole is back and the webs too.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Am I missing something here? Why is everyone talking about spiders

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (4 children)

    open it in the original instance

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)

    It's the same no matter where I open it.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    this works for me https://piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone/posts/Kj/vc/KjvcmUDWH6TS0E5.jpg

    either way it's a showerthought about humans being the natural selection for spiders, killing only the ones that come out, effectively selecting them for higher reclusion and intelligence (sorry, on phone so writing the exact text is a hassle)

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Ah that one works, thank you. Every time I selected to view the original post or the direct link, it wasn't that one. Maybe I'll try poking around to see if I can find an option that gives me that link.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    As long as the spiders don't break our agreement they can stay. They eat the bugs and pests, and they can live in the corners of my house. As soon as they come to the floor they're dead.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    fine by me. as long as i don't see them, they don't exist.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Aren't they already smart?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I recognised this problem years ago and decided to also let them eat bugs in plain sight. Unfortunately my house isn't big enough to counter evolution on my own, but I feel there is more people out there who also stopped killing spiders because of this.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I catch them in a glass and cover the top with a piece of cardboard then dump them outside. Spiders eat bugs. Go be free little guy!

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I like smarter spiders, but not the cost of getting there.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Whenever I see a spider in the house, I don't kill it. I do however, pick up my cat and say, "look dude, move out along before she figures out how to get to you. She will murder your ass."

    The spider, always, leaves.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    And cockroaches, too. They'll haul ass and scurry away every time. They know.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I think this every time I kill a mosquito or fruit fly but they don't seem to be getting any faster, smarter, or quieter. Where's Darwin when you need him to answer some questions?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    There's just so many that the relative few getting killed by swatting aren't having an impact on their genetics.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Also we've been doing it for millennia. The evolutionary pressure is already there. These are just the ones with the random mutations that make them slow enough to slap.

    It's like asking why gazzel aren't fast enough to outrun a lion.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    I only kill spiders without opposable thumbs

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I try to not kill them when i clean up excessive webs. Hope they appreciate the clean up and dont resent me for it...

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)

    I did the same for a while.
    But then I recently found out a spider (which was getting pretty big) ignoring bloodless mosquitoes and letting them fill up on me before eating them. I cleaned it up.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    yeah I accidently killed my pet invisible spider :( his name was bob

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago
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    Got bit on my left leg last week by a brown recluse I didn't see. Garage is probably full of them

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    We are also making serial killers smarter.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    I always knew I was right to scoop them up and put them outside. My wife just murders them outright.

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  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago

    I kill plenty I don't see, too, whenever I bug bomb my home.

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