"hey voters, remember when racism was OK? Yeah me too. Vote for me."

Guaranteed to work on us. I bet my dad loves this asshole.

2027 shows up with a pickaxe.

"What? It's not a shovel."

Nah man, it's the opposite. The version of me my old friend probably still have of me is way cooler than who I am now.

No. Don't give them any ideas. If tide pods could be a thing, so could this.

That's funny. I laughed. Then quickly remembered my kids are entering the school system soon. Then I thought this was a pretty good idea. Now I'm sad.

"The early bird money the worm"

WTF is this nonsense.

Not letting sunlight into classrooms seems cruel to the children.

To be fair, the mushrooms and snakes should've been a tipoff that badgers were going to be involved somehow.

I came here to make a comment about something, but I already forgot.

Probably wasn't important anyway.

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I have never once witnessed or seen anyone destroy a flock camera or its pole. And no prosecutor in the world could convince me that anyone would do such a thing.

That doesn't mean you get them. A "Law" without enforcement is just a written suggestion.