I would torrent any of them. Then I'd mod them into palworld so they can work to death while my pals chill in the japanese terms.
Whenever I see this post, I think of this short story. I don’t see it linked here yet, so here ya go.
(Wrong copy linked, updated)
"Welcome back, Elon. I think you're going to like what we've cooked up for you: Your reconstructed brain has been placed in a medically advanced life-support enclosure to ensure you'll live - or at least exist - forever. We thought about using Neuralink (tm) for this next bit, but the tech sucked. Instead we've implanted your brain with bespoke electrodes hooked up to your grey matter to simultaneously induce inescapable pain and allow your Broca’s area to drive this vocal synthesizer via your motor cortex. We were thinking the dulcet tones of your endless suffering could be made pay-per-view. You won't be alone of course. Look, your old buddy Zukerberg's jar is right over there, between Besos and Altman. Maybe we can make a choir..."
What was that Sim Sisyphean home design that was floating around the internet a while back? The guy ha designed a home for the Sim that basically took forever to exit via a circuitous hedgerow or something that the occupant could never quite make it out of to get to work, and would have to turn around and trudge all the way back through the circle to home, only to have almost next to no time to sleep and eat before it was time to get up and begin the hopeless trudge to work again.
Yeah.
Good place for those personalities.
Me trapping Sam Altman in a pool with no ladder
This is extremely farfetched. Surely in 2050 we're finally using zstd or something else better than gzip.
Guys. You know what I would do in this scenario? It involves swimming pools and no ladders.
The funniest thing here is thinking that The Sims 4 is still the most current iteration of the game in 2050.
Put them in Soma.
If you know, you know.
"And there, you are all in the pool. Now if I remove..."
The teenage girl is probably named AM.
If that girl is anything like me, she would be letting the techbro sims go for a swim, and then removing the ladder.
Its basically this book: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/32109569-we-are-legion-we-are-bob
This is what 99% of the "cameos" are on Sora. The 1% that aren't Sam Altman doing weird shit are posted by his staff.
Wow sims 4 really had a long life.
I mean, I would.
Of course, the pool won't have a ladder...
They think they're going to live on their island fortresses with an army of slave robots, and the occasional actual slave.
They think the LLM hallucination problem will be ironed out in a couple of years.
They think longevity drug therapy is just a few years away.
I think they're very wrong. They can throw all the money and electricity they want at these two fantasies, and they will remain fantasies. Unfortunately, we're going to let them beat us all to hell over this... until we won't anymore.
They know they're in a race against an uprising, they just think they're going to win this time.
Ea-nāṣir has entered the chat...
What a load of bullshit. It will be the sims 5.
What kids like i want my character to be a seditious pedofile narcissist who is trying to dismantle democracy, dismantle the education system, take away women’s rights, destroy my future, build a mass surveillance AI to subjugate all of humanity and ultimately end up hiding in a bunker when humanity either turns on them or they unleash some kind of evil depopulation plan. Fun. I don’t get how they don’t understand that they are the villain
Come to think of it, the Void doesnt seem so scary at all.
Thanks for the reminder to never, ever do something like this. My consciousness dies with me.
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