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[–] 91 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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    [–] 77 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    "If you miss, you end up among the stars."

    OH DEAR LORD WE ARE OUT OF FUEL AND OXYGEN IT'S SO COLD SO COLD

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Don't panic. Shut everything down. Call the Fuel Rats.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Only had to do it for that once... They were awesome, saved my Cutter that I forgot I'd removed the fuel scoop from.

    o7

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What in the heck are yall talking about?!

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    [–] 40 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    You could fit every planet in the Solar System between Earth and our moon simultaneously.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I have a feeling we would have a lot of problems if you did though.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's definitely not recommended by the few cosmology sources I've read.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Cosmology sources, sure, but have you checked any cosplay sources?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    That’s it. I am going as a gravity well this year.

    I will wear plain clothes and go up to the person in my social circle most likely to ‘get it’.

    I will hug them, not let go while I explain the idea in their ear. We have to go everywhere together that evening with the explicit purpose of recruiting others in that mission. There is no leader of a gravity well, except the center of mass. Which means things might get goofy.

    If I can’t convince anyone to play, I will take that big tiddy goth girl and her friends up on their offer to play xbox.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fuck you for making me look this up. Only Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune would fit together. Venus, Mars, and Mercury are too much.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Depends on which part of the orbit. Perigee (closest point) is ~ 354,491 km surface to surface. Apogee (farthest point) is ~ 397,291 km surface to surface. At Apogee you could got them all. At perigee not at all.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Anyone who has played KSP knows that getting to the Mun is harder than it seems.

    Orbital mechanics are a bitch.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Getting to the Mun was actually pretty easy for me (or I got lucky). Landing on the Mun/surviving is a whole different story.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Make sure to lead your shot. At Apollo velocities, you’ll need to aim where the moon will be at in three days, not where it is right now.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why limit yourself to Apollo velocities? We're trying to shoot the moon, not land in it.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    The moon takes up only around 0.00077% of the visible area of the sky. That's a pretty small target. A deviation of .52 degrees from any point on the moon you are aiming from earth will miss.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Also it moves at 1 km/s around its orbit

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So you have almost an hour before it passes you. Easy mode.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'ma roll coal at that speeder motherfuck. Slow the shitass down.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    That’s like the pasties of censorship lol

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ya but the moon covers at best only about 10 ppm of the sky's area so given a random direction within the hemisphere defined by the sky in which the moon is visible and traveling in a straight line you have a roughly 99.9990% chance of missing so that's understandable really.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Spoken like someone that hasn't played Kerbal.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I thought i was gonna have an easy time aiming for yo mama,

    But the joke is on me cause i miss her.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Aim for the ground, if you miss that, just give up

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you're now in orbit, and that was almost certainly the goal anyway

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    There are a lot of ways to shoot for the moon that don't end with anything close to an orbit. Though it's pretty hard to get out of orbiting the sun from here...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, but if you're actually aiming for the moon and miss, an orbit is pretty likely. It may not be a good orbit, but consider that you're most likely to miss because the moon has precessed in its orbit during your transit further than you expected, meaning that you'll end up coming around the back of the moon and captured by its gravity.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's moving pretty fast though.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Who are these people who cross out two letters of a cussword worried about? Everyone can still read this and all it does is make the edit look like someone is a pearl clutcher.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Yes you could have fucked this up more. You could have posted this censored bullshit on the Internet

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    It's moving 1 km/s, though.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Not as fucking up as much as posting censored memes. You can swear on Lemmy, it's allowed.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh my god I can still see the swear you tried to censor you satan worshipper! I'm so offended I dropped my body of christ into my tea!

    The internet is for children ONLY, please take this FILTH back to your BBS, heathens!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    No worries, we will loop back around using a slingshot maneuver, keep going until we get where we want to be. :)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Oh, that sounds like a challenge. I'ma build a rocket with turkey heat shields

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    That's why in KSP I use the space map and just keep adding DeltaV until the orbit line from my rocket to the mun is a straight line and I launch when the planet is right in front of me.

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