I applaud this because it sends a message without being harmful (aka it wasn’t filled with ghost peppers or angry bees).

We had a lunch thief who would hit a few times a week. We anounced it several times. Kept happening. Finally somebody got pissed enough to act. They got a really nice deli sandwich, got the hottest spices they could get their hands on and put them on just enough to make it intolerable, but not enough to smell hot.

The millionaire owner's son was stealing them. Asshole drove around in a $130k car. He cried like a little bitch, wined that he didn't have time to go out for lunch. Got daddy to send upper management in to scold our manager. Our manager read the prepared statement with as much sarcasm as they could muster and no more sandwhiches were stolen.

Literally people should just be allowed to work from home again

Wait, are you leaving the entire bag of donuts in the breakroom? Because I gotta say, if you leave a whole bag of donuts in the breakroom, that means you brought donuts for everyone.

If you're bringing them in one at a time, why are you leaving it in a publicly accessible space? Why not leave the donut at your desk? Also, donuts for lunch, not breakfast?

None of this makes any sense.

I kinda want to try mustard doughnuts now.

This is amazing. No harm, but about as foul as you can get.

Red food dye for food thieves, that way everybody knows their crime.

Reminds me of the time a friend of mine borrowed our electric chocolate tempering bowl to "do some chocolate coating with {his} daughter" a few years ago. My partner at the time worked with him and came home with the bowl and told me he wasnt allowed to borrow it again.

Apparently he chocolate coated chewy mints, jalapeño slices, spearmint gum, and fucking green olives... then brought them to work with a little "take one" card. No one but my partner knew who did it and there was apparently a witch hunt to figure out who did it. The never found out, but my partner got close to being blamed.

Good times.

If the mustard doesn't stop them, you could try horseradish next for a nice kick

My Oma used to do that. A whole tray of filled donuts and one random one would be filled with mustard. She was a trickster.

You devious little creature

I would at least add tobasco sauce to the mustard or use a much spicier mustard. Or fill it with Vegimite instead.

Pepper X 3.1Mscovilles the hottest pepper on the planet... so far..

Well. It's not poisoned so it should be fine.

You're just making honey mustard. I'd eat these without complaint.

My boss earnestly enjoys her plain donuts like this.

Should use hot mustard.

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Colmans is awesome

I hear preparation-H feels good,

on the hole.

I think I have seen this before in somewhere else?

Be sure to add some super spicy pepper

BS. Liar.