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To the person at work who always steals my donuts… your day of reckoning has come (cdn.moneyppl.com)
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To the person at work who always steals my donuts… your day of reckoning has come
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[–] 8 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I would at least add tobasco sauce to the mustard or use a much spicier mustard. Or fill it with Vegimite instead.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    I would have filled it with the hottest peppers I could find, which since I'm a pepper head they would have a very hard time proving I didn't intend on eating myself lolol

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    I would be careful doing this as you never know the persons allergic reactions. I’m not a donut thief so obviously I don’t need to worry, but I am deathly allergic to many peppers.

    And some people with asthma can’t eat super hot foods either.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    People with allergies probably shouldn't go around stealing other's food items.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Is your allergy specifically to the capsacin? I think that's what make them spicy, bit I don't know if hotter=more capsacin or what.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It’s actually a nightshade allergy, so tomatoes, eggplants, peppers, and such. From my understanding it’s an allergy to whatever makes them those dark purples, and browns.

    I get a rash in my throat, my eyes, and the worst is when it’s on the palms of my feet. It’s the worst.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I regularly make sandwiches with this mustard on them:

    In small amounts, it gives you a runny nose. In medium amounts it makes you cry. It comes in a small tube rather than a big jar for a reason, you literally couldn't eat it if you smeared a ton of it on any food. I absolutely would use copious amounts of it if I had a food thief problem, and I don't think I'd ever have a food thief problem again.

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