We need a follow up post.

Only mustard???

You need to up your game...

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-Regular-Strength-Chocolate-Laxative-24-Pieces/12556777

Should have used a habanero fruit jelly like mango or pineapple. Give them the sense of jelly and everything is ok, then the heat ramps up.

Or ghost pepper if the exam day for lesson you're teaching.

Remember to fill one with "strawberry" cream (red chili, the HOT one).

Where do you keep your donuts that somebody is stealing them?

Do be cautious. You can get in trouble in some places for that - I mean with the law. And whether or not the law, some employers might fire for that, wrong as that would be. Mustard is one of those that probably skirts the line of harm. It is spicy, so someone might have an adverse enough reaction.

Lemme be clear: The thief sucks and deserves that and more. I'm only worried about you.

Hopefully it all turns out alright and 'street' justice works.

Are we not going to address the upside down label?

It's not illegal to fill your own donuts with your own cum. Just saying.

Always use Pitzmans mustard, the secret ingredient

better yet wasabi or cinnamon