To the person at work who always steals my donuts… your day of reckoning has come
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[–] 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I kinda want to try mustard doughnuts now.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Keep stealing donuts until you get lucky.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago*

    Very important: you have to continually steal from the same people.

    Otherwise, you're just some nomadic donut nabber, and you'll have to rely on the astronomically-unlikely coincidence that you pick up a mustard donut meant for a different, local and more-sedentary donut stealer.

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