▲ 323 ▼ To the person at work who always steals my donuts… your day of reckoning has come (cdn.moneyppl.com) submitted 1 month ago by ooli3@sopuli.xyz to c/Revenge@sopuli.xyz 103 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (4 children) I kinda want to try mustard doughnuts now. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 child) Keep stealing donuts until you get lucky. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] qarbone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* Very important: you have to continually steal from the same people. Otherwise, you're just some nomadic donut nabber, and you'll have to rely on the astronomically-unlikely coincidence that you pick up a mustard donut meant for a different, local and more-sedentary donut stealer. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Trex202@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago If you can mustard the courage permalink fedilink source parent [–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 month ago OOP's prank backfired! This doesn't sound half bad. Hack, a sweet stone-ground mustard might be amazing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 child) Keep stealing donuts until you get lucky. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] qarbone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* Very important: you have to continually steal from the same people. Otherwise, you're just some nomadic donut nabber, and you'll have to rely on the astronomically-unlikely coincidence that you pick up a mustard donut meant for a different, local and more-sedentary donut stealer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* Very important: you have to continually steal from the same people. Otherwise, you're just some nomadic donut nabber, and you'll have to rely on the astronomically-unlikely coincidence that you pick up a mustard donut meant for a different, local and more-sedentary donut stealer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago If you can mustard the courage permalink fedilink source parent
[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 month ago OOP's prank backfired! This doesn't sound half bad. Hack, a sweet stone-ground mustard might be amazing. permalink fedilink source parent