Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet...

“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”

2 different versions of outlook that don't work for some reason.

Fuck new outlook btw

Don't worry, we've already established that Outlook doesn't work in space.

Two outlook accounts and both aren't working.

"Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working."

Copilot

Elon Musk.

A portal to hell. Which just leads back to Earth.

Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it's the deepest canyon in the solar system.

There's probably nothing scary in there...

Edit: largest not deepest, this is what I get for staying up too late

signs written in comic sans

Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.

Mars gusta

Ack ack ack!

Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth

Actually you can kinda see eyes, nose and mouth if you look carefully

Teams already takes 22 minutes to work... add the delay to that and you'll be in an infinite loop of lost contact

Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.

Why do I see a fucking face looking at this picture it's like Mars has extreme apathy or depression with this face => •_•

I heard they sent all the copies of windows vista there

2nd most

A crashed Red Tesla

Claude.

That's far more terrifying than Teams.

A MAGA hat.

AI datacenter

An AI data centre..

I'd vote for science memes.

I am so fucking annoyed by Microsoft lately. Their mulitstep security that sometimes makes you repeat all the steps randomly. The pain if you have to use multiple accounts. That is almost all for work. And as a teacher, it takes too much time to do these things while trying to run a class, while also having to use a phone to authenticate! Such bullshit!

An exact copy of Innsbruck, people and all, but everyone is 3 days older there

Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”

Ourselves.

a smaller mars

i like teams. its an easy way for companies to implement remote work.

Microslop itself *

no oxygen. literally petrifying.

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