Mornin'. Nice day for fishing, ain't it? Hua ha.

You keep treating this like some kind of game... do you know something the rest of us don’t?

The full text of the AGPL with no line breaks.

"The GNU Affero General Public License is a free, copyleft license for software and other kinds of works, specifically designed to ensure cooperation with the community in the case of network server software..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

I like to imagine myself standing by the main road, away from any important game stuff, but somewhere the player must pass through to get to the game stuff. And I'm just screaming at the top of my lungs. No reason, and it's never even addressed; it's just something the game implemented to annoy the player character.

"I've got plenty of things to say!"

The only war is class war.

"Do you make it to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."

Did you know? You can change your gender at any time by going to the OPTIONS MENU. Normally it's a lot of work!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but I took an arrow to my knee...

"My potions are TOO strong for you, traveller!"

"I don't know you, and I don't care to know you."

"On your left."

rides by on a bicycle

"I'm too tired for this."

"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."

"I just want to go hug my cat right now"

Welcome to , I love you

Interloper.

“The treasure was insane. I saw it myself. You just have to brave the mumble and it’s all yours.”

"You know where your towel is?"

I AM ERROR.

Hello! (Deep in my eyes you could read that I had something very exciting to tell you at some point, but it was part of something that got cut due to cost reduction.)

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

"Get out of here, Stalker! Release the Epstein Files!"

I am an NPC in S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Shadow of Chornobyl (2026 Remaster -- (All we did in the remaster was fix the bugs, it is the same game you know and love except for this one NPC now reminds you of the Epstein class criminals!))

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

They digitised my mind and stuck me in here. Get help, please.

"Did you know that according to our definition of rocks, ice counts? I've just been thinki- oh, you did? Well, next time you meet me, I'll have come up with a new, incredible fact! Like: "

"Leave me alone!"

"I open up my wallet, and it's full of blood."

Remember the crazy hermit in Ravenholm in HL2 who won't help you until you complete some tasks? He speaks at you over a loudspeaker and then through a slit in a door IIRC. It's a beautifully designed level.

Anyway, I'd like to tip my hat to that crochety character by being an NPC who recites the Gettysburg Address during an epic onslaught.

I wanna be like that very annoying NPC in the Pokemon Bizzare fangame that just rambles on forever about such a meaningless story. But with my own nonsensical story that has negative a million plot relevance.

Otherwise, if we're talking like a single sentence of dialogue:

Hokus pocus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Bonus points if it's in a medieval set game and deeply confuses the player character.

"Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?"

“Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!”

"This is my one line of dialogue."

"Want some rye? 'Course ya do."

To make sure my creator got sued for copyright infringement ... "Shake it, baby" or "Damn, I look good" or "I'm too old for this shit"

"Come on Frank"

Frank is my dog and we're going somewhere

I don't quite know exactly, but I'd love to be the NPCs that eludes to an Easter egg that isn't actually in the game.

Alternatively, dressed slutty in a random bar:

"You need to get your combat multiplier HIGHER before I swing ajar."

"I mean sure, why not?"

How many donuts can you stack on it?

There was some NPC Golem in WoW which would say "I do not enjoy conversation." when you talked to it.

That one!

Ah, interesting, that's... What? Wait, I'm doing five things at once. I just, ah, kind of zoned out for a minute... Hang on.

And I just restart whatever animation loop I'm in.

"mmhmm."

Hornswoop me bungo pony.

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

But I give a random, weird, (seemingly?) useless item each game.

...

I used to be a virgin like you, but then I took a vagina to the penis.

"Did you get all that?"

Yes

No <

"I know I put it here somewhere."

Sometimes i doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

FUCK!

They did it, and got away with it too. Don't ask me how I know. I've said too much already.

"Patrolling [NAME OF WHERE THE GAME TAKES PLACE] almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

“Hey everybody, this guy’s the PC… get ‘im!”

Beetlejuice

I know it but I don't think I should say it...

(south park, wheen of fortune skit)

"Hey! Fuck-face!"

Make your politicians stay up at night thinking about you.

"I'm here to save my family!"

"I should call my Mom, in Florida."

Is it Tuesday already? Where does the time go...

Why walk when you can ride?

"..."

"I want to go home."

"I'll suck your dick if you can free me from this prison."

Haldo!

“Happy to help!”

Really I’m paid to help and paid to pretend to be happy about it

“Oh shit, this again?”

Meow

The drug is here and it must be destroyed.

"It's just a flesh wound."

Nothing matters, mate

I'm just walking by, talking on my phone about catching a bus and cooking dinner that night. Except the game is Skyrim.

"Go #@*! yourself!"

"First the vision, then the conjuration. This is unsettling."

"What the fuck are we even doing?!"

Did you know that horses can't smell square things?

Hmph

Fuck the police!