But since there’s no sound in a vacuum, you wouldn’t be able to hear the “DUUUHDUNT… DUUUHDUNT…” of the approaching micro-meteoroids. We’re gonna need a bigger spacesuit.

“The wall just says ‘Kevin.’” “You heard the man! Round up all the Kevins!”

I was hoping it was going to be a bucket of candy corn

Good news! The Wall Street types have started using this brand new, never-been-used-before thing called a credit default swap to hedge their bets against AI companies. Good thing none of those words have ever been used before in the financial industry or associated with any financial collapses.

They’ll really freak out when the fifth sock pops up.

The 24 hour news cycle. It made the news dependent on ratings and turned into an entertainment medium to fill all of the extra hours. Before that, it was a half hour of local news and a half hour of national news at dinner time and at bedtime with snippets of news in the morning on things like the Today Show. CNN created a format, Fox added imaginary outrage, and things went downhill from there.

Do you mean The Matrix the movie, or The Matrix the thing William Gibson created in 1983?

An all tomato on a nice fresh baggle.

I always throw an occasional “streets ahead” in my conversation just to see if they’re a Community watcher. Most of the people around me are streets behind, though.

Don’t forget that Republicans like Rafael Cruz don’t have to use the name on their birth certificate, or that most Republican politicians have had gender affirming care like hair plugs and testosterone.

White Chicks. Then you’ve got both bases covered.