Stupid likable pope, making me think you're cool and stuff.
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Should have prayed for Saint Carlo to intercede on his behalf.
I like the idea of a technologically literate pope.
Someone gotta deal with the Daemons
did you turn it off confess your sins, and turn it back on again?
It goes to show that no matter who you are, your family will always know you as "the IT guy" and interrupt anything you are doing because their computer is broken.
Pope of the Machine God.
If this is real, it's honestly very impressive a man spent his entire life in the clergy, genuinely devoting himself to his flock, and still kept up with tech better than his brother, who I think is in finance of some kind?
Who knows? Maybe the Pope is a geek, and in his free time, he tests then debates about the best Linux distro out there! Or he's hiding thanks to his peuso that he's an active contributor to some prominent opensource projects!
It reminds me that over on Reddit there was a younger priest, I think he must be around 30 right now, that was a well known Linux user.
As someone who was raised Catholic, but hasn't gone to church in a minute, I think Jesus would approve of at least that one aspect of that priest's life. I don't know about any other.
A priest and the internet... i wonder what kind of material is in his computer...
And it came to pass that Leo spoke unto Mr. Lovera, saying: Behold, my brother John Prevost, even from the city of Chicago, did yet call upon the pontiff for aid with his machines.
And Mr. Lovera bore witness, saying: Thus spake Roberto unto his brother: "John, I am become pope." And John answered him, saying: "Oh, forgive me, O pope, for my computer is broken, and I have none to mend it."
Who better to resurrect a dead computer?
Why, a techromancer, of course!
By which I mean a tech necromancer, not a tech romancer (pictured below)

Old skool definition of technopope - John Paul II in 1995:

Disclaimer: this is all probably fake. Sadeness was old news by 1995. Also I'm high.
Also I'm high.

Not judging, mind you. I hope you're having fun or otherwise enjoying it 🙂
Disclaimer: this is all probably fake
The picture looks exactly like Pope Francis, not JP2, so...
Also I'm high.
I'm not complaining. I might be the teensiest bit high myself. Normally I'm at a [4] but today is a [7] day.
Getting into St. Peter's Chair to give IT advice.
He’s actually the bishop of Rome. This guy must be unaware that the Avignon anti-popes have been inactive for a few years and you don’t have to specify which Pope you mean atm.
God hates u bro.
Is it because of the gay stuff or the bacon?
Every penny saved on IT is a penny that can be used for lawyers to defend pedophiles. As God intended.
Go back to reddit and ruin fun there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
A homophobic and transphobic book club led by pedophiles isn't "fun". The Pope thinks your whole instance is a sin, stop defending someone that hates you.
Calling it a book club. Oooh soo edging and daring. Why not just let people have fun. With fun i mean their faith and all that goes to it.
Yes the pedo cases are well aware but those have nothing to do with the faith in itself...
"the faith in itself" is a weird death cult that worships a violent imaginary being, and instills such visceral fear in his followers, that they insist that the entire world must follow him too, so they don't get personally tortured for all eternity for displeasing him. The logo for "the faith" is the human mascot literally being tortured to death on an ancient torture device. There is nothing wholesome or positive about Christianity, or any other religion.
Someone telling someone else to not ruin their fun because they didn’t like being reminded that the church is full of controversies with pedophiles was not on my bingo card for 2026
faith and all that goes to it
That's kind of the problem isn't it? All that goes with it includes a shit load of hate and also raping kids. The Pope and his christo-fascist following are pig disgusting and deserve no respect.
If you don't want to deal with it, then maybe you can go back to Reddit. I'm fine here, and believe me, we don't need Jesus.
The faith and the pedos are intrinsically linked because the huge amount the faith spends to protect the pedos.
"Fun".
(But also good riddance Hulk Hogan)


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