In the middle: egg salad, sliced tomato, ham salad. “Frosted” with whipped cream cheese. From Better Homes and Gardens cook book ca. 1968.

Serving slice with time-appropriate drinks:

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[–] 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I totally thought this was a cake.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    The only thing bad about it is the presentation. Making it look like a cake and serving it in slices is playing games with people’s expectations of what sweet and savory are supposed to look like. We’d have no problem with these same ingredients served as finger sandwiches.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago

    Looks a lot like the Swedish dish Smörgåstårta (Sandwich Cake), which is not uncommon to be served at parties.

    It's really quite tasty! Also quite convenient for parties since you can buy a few in the deli section of well-stocked supermarkets.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (21 children)

    Here we called that « pain sandwich », didn’t think it existed outside of Quebec

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    It is a popular dish in Sweden as well. They call it smörgåstårta.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    That word is similar to smorgasbord, which is a word I've heard occasionally, but probably never used, so I figured I'd look it up.

    Its etymology from that Wikipedia link is very interesting. Apparently "smorgas" means sandwich, and it has a weird etymology for getting there (it apparently literally means "butter goose"), while "bord" means table. Which is all very strange, because smorgasbord now means something like "buffet", and has little to do specifically with sandwiches (or butter geese).

    So, I'm guessing smörgåstårta would mean something like "sandwich tart"?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    « pain sandwich »
    ...
    Quebec

    Isn't that... redundant?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (5 children)

    Yes. I think it come from the form of the thing

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    It looks like a bread you buy at the store

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    Do people buy that kind of bread in Quebec? I thought they'd all eat good bread. You know, speaking French and all...

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    There’s full of sugar bread that are sell at grocery stores.

    But like everywhere there’s bakeries

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I see. Most people I've met outside the US call that type of sliced bread "toast" because that's the only thing it's good for.

    In america they call it "bread" because it's all they know. Other types of bread exist here, but they're seen as "fancy," are marketed as "artisan," often have subpar recipes compared to elsewhere in the world, and a lot of people here will view you as a snob for preferring it. It's really annoying, as someone who prefers good bread.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I would have eaten this faster than a plate full of rolled sandwiches at Christmas as a kid.

    (Still missing the pickles and olives at the center to win first place. Maybe add those as toppings on the icing?)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Wow you guys are really preserving everything old.

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    Yes, except it was really mostly just the 50s-60s with a bit into the 70s before sanity was regained. Source: aspic, motherfuckers!

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  • [–] 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Oh, the 50's...

    Credit to you for being adventureous. I wouldn't get near such a recipe.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    My great grandma always made this dish that me and my cousins called "pink salad". It had both Jell-O and cottage cheese in it but I can't recall the other ingredients. The texture was so unsettling to us.

    edit: I think it was this. I like the ingredients by themselves but can't handle them together. +retches+

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    Needs some bourbon and cigarettes.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Was it the leaded gasoline that led to these crimes against humanity in culinary form to be invented, or what?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Did you like it? Sounds good.

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 2 months ago

    Once I got over the idea that the “frosting” is savory and not cake frosting, it was pretty good. I mean, the ingredients involved are all tasty. It’s one of those strange novelty dishes from back in the day when people wanted to impress “company”.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Gonna need a Quaalude with that

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    God that looks good.
    I'm a sucker for shitty food porn

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Sandwich, but hard to eat?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    You thought this was a sandwich? TURNS OUT IT WAS CAKE. The waiter who brought it to you? ALSO CAKE. Your wife of fifteen years? Cake.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    In 1968, there was cocaine and heroin in everything, domestic abuse was the norm, and man does it show in the stuff women would feed their husbands

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    It's never a proper party without voileipäkakku. Might have to make one and celebrate something. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5st%C3%A5rta?wprov=sfla1

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Today's food crime brought to you by Better Homes & Gardens

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago*

    Ugh... looks like the traditional Quebecois (family Christmas) "sandwich". Egg salad, ham salad, and chicken salad layers between horizontally sliced bread loaf... "frosted" with CheezeWiz.

    Yours looks pretty good, though.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    didnt Rachel green make this dish because the recipe pages stuck together?

    lady fingers and beef. mmmm

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    you know a dish is good when it has loaf in its name.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    At first I thought it might be some kind of mayo situation, but the cream cheese is somehow worse?

    Honestly the cream cheese component is the only part that throws it off.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Agreed. (A slice of ham and tomato on an egg salad sandwich is where it's at btw) I do like cream cheese, but it's completely unnecessary here. At least it's not whipped cream lol.

    Of all the kitchy 60s cuisine, this might be the least offensive to me. If you're gonna mke a "cake" out of a sandwich though, you need something on the outside. Which breaks the deal because you really can't use anything. Honestly cream cheese is the only thing I can even imagine. Maybe butter, but how much butter can you have lol.

    Maybe, possibly, if you can make an icing out of Swiss?

    I'd still rather just make canapes or something.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Fuck yeah I'd eat that!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    I really dislike the combination of egg salad and tomato. Ham and egg, awesome. Ham and tomato, awesome. Tomato and egg, do not want.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Fried egg (scrambled or an omelette) with diced tomato is quite nice.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I'll give you that, as well as dishes like shakshuka and whatnot. It's the egg and mayonnaise combo with tomato that I can't get my palatte around.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I never have figured out what to do with it, but when I was a kid I mixed mayo with tomato paste and it is tasty. It should go on some sort of sandwich.

    I also grew up eating ketchup on my scrambled eggs. And I'd make a scrambled egg sandwich with mayo on the bread. All tasty.

    So really, for me, egg an mayo and tomato have several possible ways to make it work :)

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  • I respect you making a classic. I also hate it

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Would never make it myself, but it just seems like an over-the-top egg salad and tomato sandwich with ham thrown in, which doesn't sound bad. Not sure how the "frosting" factors into the texture here, but if that goes over well i can see it being palatable

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 months ago

    The frosting was the hardest part to eat. I like cream cheese, but I had to make sure to include a little in each bite so I didn’t just get a mouthful of cream cheese. The rest of the ingredients are pretty normal and tasty.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Omg with the Lambrusco! Brings back the 1970s and Sunday dinners. The PBR can take a hike though.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Do people actually eat this stuff?

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  • The people who wrote that recipe are currently in office.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    As a Slav who enjoys Herrring in a Fur Coat, I am delighted to see an American "equivalent"! 😁

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I vomited from this image. TIHI

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    1960s American food was the pinacle of pretending that the nutrition facts label is the only thing one needs to have nutrition.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    The egg layer reminded me of this;

    https://www.indianhealthyrecipes.com/rasmalai-recipe-easy-rasmalai-in-10-mins-diwali-recipes/

    Mixed the yellow liquid with cream and put the pieces of the white ?cake? in it. Then used that mixture between a normal vanilla cake.

    It was probably the best cake cream layer I've had.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Doesn’t look too bad actually. Put some heat in it with some Hungarian Paprika or chopped up Italian pepper mix and I’d be all over that.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    I would eat it.

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