It's too bad because I really liked Buc-ee's. Texas has a strong road trip culture, and it was nice to enjoy that before America started going to shit.

Looks like Cookie Monster.

I can't wait for my kids to finally stop pointing them out and saying, "Dad, there's that car you hate."

But it also has to have tight controls. Failure has to be the player's fault. That's the defining characteristic.

Not true. My mother-in-law refuses to talk about politics with me, but from what I can gather she didn't vote for Paxton, because he's ugly.

Almost every day for the last ten years, I've woken up sad about living in Texas. It's a feeling that's pervasive and oppressive, when your home is just wrong.

The best I'd ever hoped for is that one day Texas might get one thing right in the middle of all its bad decisions, but that's not what happened. Texas is fucking blue. So I'm having a great week.

If they believe that then they should vote for Republicans.

If they don't vote for Republicans, then their non-voting stance was actually either cowardice or laziness.

I'm relieved he conceded. That's as much credit as he deserves.

We were out trick or treating with our kids, but this is the first year we returned and someone hadn't emptied the bowl we left out. Maybe because we're at the end of our cul-de-sac and didn't have any decorations up this year.

Halfway through LOST, the show runners cut the episode count in half, because they didn't like all the filler they had to include in season 3.

Love Massive Attack. Mine is Paradise Circus, by them. Every note is so perfect it's like I can't even imagine how a person gets to creating a song like that.

Ooh, I love s'mores.

A few years ago when I had to get a gym mat for my daughter, it was cheaper to cobble it together myself from twenty $5 footlongs. Nowadays I'm better off buying an actual gym mat!

People who don't have a lot of money tend also not to have time to cook delicious meals for themselves.

Anthem was discontinued after like a month. They kept the servers open but gave up pretty much right away.

Which is a shame, because the gameplay was fucking tight as hell. I loved that game. It could have been the next Destiny if they'd just kept it around long enough. The only reason it was received so poorly in the first place was because the internet hate machine didn't have enough fodder that month.

Maybe he's just not confident in his own knowledge, and the context of talking about an OnlyFans convinced him that he'd misremembered the name.

He was impeached. But then he was acquitted by Republicans.

I have been looking for more reasons to say, "The die is cast!"

What migrate? This is the internet. I use reddit and Lemmy. Sometimes even in the same day!

You couldn't find a "rule" pun for the title of this post? Really?