The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
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See? It's not that men can't find the clitoris. It's just that womens orgasms aren't worth fighting the Uterus monster.
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Vagina dentata
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Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!
So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?
That's fucking metal
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I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O'Brien.
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Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
Can't find the nice spot without a proper map?
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Sigh... unzips
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOT TEETH???
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Still would
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it's missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
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Doesn't matter, had sex
That's just how it is during a period
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Fuck don't show this to christians!
this is how you teach satanists how the vagina works
Hail Satan
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Looks like a light saber looking dildo is used here.
Is it that time again already?
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wish religious nutjobs would take this to heart and stop reproducing
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