Like a toxic ex that you can't seem to get rid of.

Sad.

One of the servers at work was struggling to lift a box and looked at me and said "hey tall dude with the big arms, can you help me carry this?"

Never thought my arms were big enough to be pointed out

About 223 years too late lmfao

Did we all just forget about the daycare fight clubs that were happening all across America a few years ago?

You can absolutely throw toddlers like Pokémon if you try hard enough.

I mean I kinda agree with them. If you need decades to fully prove someone was guilty of something worth executing them for then you shouldn't be executing them at all.

Imagine knowing you're going to be killed by the state but never knowing when or how. I'd rather just take a bullet in the court room

Cheering them on unfortunately

As much as I want to go full Luigi unfortunately I have mouths to feed and they won't make it without me

I never understood this cause I'm a dude and was elated the first time I was called "sir"

I mixed the flour with the doritos

I get that but the idea of taking snack food, grinding it into a powder, then coating beef jerky with it is fuckin insane to me.

It's the kind of combination that only exists as a capitalist marketing tactic in an oversaturated market filled with shit no one asked for or needed.

So we're just gonna ignore fuckin dorito flavored beef jerky huh? Aight.

Just a basic egg wash