This isn't my cat (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/cat@lemmy.world
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She lives under my car and sleeps on my porch.

I guess she is my cat.

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[–] 49 points 3 months ago (4 children)

This is your cat. When winter comes, you'll let her in. That's when it will become official. She knows this. It's just a matter of time.

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  • [–] [S] 29 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    She already has a home next door she just prefers to chill on my porch and under my car 😭

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This isn't my cat

    Brother, I've got some news for you.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago

    You don't own her. She owns you. Cats famously are very protective of their property

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago

    It’s not that she’s your cat, it’s that b you’re her human. To believe anything else is pure folly.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    It could be a shape-shifting spy, Kratos.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    How does that sundial on your chest work? (I really hope I'm not being offensive about something meaningful to you)

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    You aight. It's just the logo for the god of war remake. I got the logo for the first game on my chest and my fiancΓ© got the logo for ragnarok on her shoulder.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Oh wow, I never played the remake! Is it as good as the original? I rented and played the original so much that the Blockbuster employee gave me a partial refund so that I'd buy my own copy of the game instead of wasting money at their store.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It's amazing but they've changed the gameplay a lot so it almost feels like a completely different game but with enough subtle callbacks and reused gameplay mechanics that it's not too different than the original.

    It's like going to your childhood home after being gone for decades. The new owners renovated a decent bit but it still feels familiar and like home.

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    My (cat person) mom has the following axiom: if the cat is at your home, it is your cat

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Its Fenrir, he just need to grow a little. Haha.

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