That I'm talented and kind hearted

I have an impeccable colon.

I accidentally acquired an admirer fairly recently, and though we decided not to do anything about it (as we're both in serious long-term relationships), some of the things that were said to me are basically the nicest things anyone has said to me for years (if not ever) and it still makes me smile to remember them.

I caught my spouse of 15 years checking me out the other day. Made my day, week even

Nothing. And I love them for it.

"You have a face I want to be friends with"

One of the servers at work was struggling to lift a box and looked at me and said "hey tall dude with the big arms, can you help me carry this?"

Never thought my arms were big enough to be pointed out

as if my special concotion of issues would allow me to remember any praise, lol