Hope y'all are coping better than me.

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[–] 33 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

i know is probably hyperbole but please dont kill anyone over some beef jerky

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Yeah I'm not gonna be murdering anyone anytime soon I'm just dramatic

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  • [–] 16 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

    Dear Dorito's,
    What about just selling bags full of your dust? You could put it on chicken or fish...

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    I've unironically crushed up doritos to use as a breading for fried chicken before

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    What did you use to make it stick to the chicken

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    You want to do a light dusting of flower first, then the egg wash, then your crunchy layer. Makes everything stick much better and results in a better crunch.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

    It's mainly the fact that someone not only came up with this and then pitched it but then it was greenlit.

    I just happened to be having a mental breakdown and this shocked me so much it brought me out of a panic attack.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

    What shocked you? What are we looking at?

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    So we're just gonna ignore fuckin dorito flavored beef jerky huh? Aight.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I am not really familiar enough with either product to have developed any strong feelings about them.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I get that but the idea of taking snack food, grinding it into a powder, then coating beef jerky with it is fuckin insane to me.

    It's the kind of combination that only exists as a capitalist marketing tactic in an oversaturated market filled with shit no one asked for or needed.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Mate I have still no idea what the problem is. Should I know that thing or rather what it should look like? I do not.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    The product is a bag of Jack Links / Doritos Nacho Cheese Flavored Beef Jerky. Highly processed beef, highly processed cheese, doubly highly branded. It just feels like late stage capitalism. Both of these brands already make low-nutritional-value foods with addictive, hyperpalatable attributes, and here they're trying to hybridize into some kind of abomination.

    People just feel like the world is off its axis, you know?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    Isn't it wild that most people don't see the issue with the absolutely batshit excesses of capitalism while people are killed by health insurance companies denying necessary surgeries.

    It's like people think everything exists sequestered in its own separate box.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago

    I can assure you, I am not. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    One more garbage product and we'll truly have summoned Beelzebub with the unholy Trinity.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Is it just me or are there way more "collabs" between brands now? Or movie/TV show tie-ins too. Seems like nothing is just it's own thing, sure they have the "original" but it's right next to all the cross promotional stuff too. Am i watching capitalism ouroboros itself?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago*

    Found the perfect companion... for the beef, not the mental breakdown... or maybe both Found the perfect companion... for the beef, not the mental breakdown... or maybe both

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    Well that combo doesn't seem like the most absurd mix to me but I've had a moment or 2 like that myself around learning the existence of some other products that no one asked for.

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  • We are. We're all coping so much better than you.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago*

    Hey, at least we’ve already crossed the crazy purple ketchup era. I’m sure it’ll be retro’d here soon though since the millennium era is 20+ years old now.

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