A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.
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Wet socks
An ad for a toy.
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Bees
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A knife
McDonald’s food
Homework
A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking
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Loaded handgun, where my fellow americans at?
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Small Chinese toys painted with "slightly" radioactive paint.
Have you been to a restaurant lately? It's the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.
Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.
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6-pack of Natty Ice
Fox News
A shiv.
A coupon good for $5 off your next purchase of 4 sticks of 16gb RAM.
MD 20/20
They’re both McDonalds, but one is served at the White House.
A Glock
The same toy, smashed.
Small bottle of whiskey.
Homework
A broken toy.
McDonald’s food.
The Grinch meal came with a pair of socks that don't match.
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The Bible!
A fat doobie.
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A memo on the new format for TPS reports
and empty fries container
A QR code to a Go Fund Me to donate money to the corporation.
Fox News
Gun
A pre-set rat trap.
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Indigestion
soup?
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A stubbed toe or a hangnail.
A puzzle with one missing piece.
a catheter bag of piss
A price tag of $100.
These hands
A note saying the line cook prepared your burger with one of the pickle slices in his ass.
A beer, hopefully.
A brick
Bed bugs
A loaded gun
Molotov cocktail. Or a can of spray paint.
A harsh judgement.
A discount voucher for McTherapy.
An adorable little bag of Ricin.
Stress balls!
An angry chihuahua
Printers
they come with foods that do not match the advertisement
a cheese grater toy
Bills
Syphilis
Shame and regret.
Hammers
a image of a middle finger
Butcher’s nails
Brass knuckles
An enema.
A shot
A weapon?
Cold chips
A Stressball
A current news headline
Probably one of the options below:
- molotov cocktail
- hammer
- chainsaw
- V8 engine
- ice pick
weapon
Gravel. Just sit there and eat your damn gravel, kid.
A five day trial code for anthropic and the entire box is AI generated Ghibli style
Decaffeinated coffiee. Nobody specified who would get angry and when. :)
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