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[–] 101 points 11 months ago (2 children)

THERE. ARE. FOUR. SAUSAGES!

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  • [–] 82 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

    --Rule of Acquisition #76

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  • [–] 71 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That's not a weakness; that is sausage.

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  • [–] 56 points 11 months ago* (9 children)

    There's sausage in that nebula

    alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Computer. Activate the emergency command sausage

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  • [–] 52 points 11 months ago

    With the first link, the sausage is forged.

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  • [–] 51 points 11 months ago

    My mind to your mind, my sausage to your sausage...

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  • [–] 49 points 11 months ago* (1 child)
  • [–] 46 points 11 months ago

    "Captain's sausage, supplemental."

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    O'Brien:

    Jamaican blend, double strong, double sausage

    EDIT: You can make different variations of this, each replacing one of the nouns in the sentence, and they all work

    Jamaican sausage, double strong, double sweet

    Jamaican blend, double sausage, double sweet

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  • [–] 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Shaka, when the sausage fell.

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  • [–] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    To boldy go where no sausage has gone before.

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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago

    SSSSSSAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago

    To die defending his sausage is the hope of every Klingon.

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I’m a surgeon, not a sausage!

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    The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the sausage of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Imagine getting sausaged at 1.9 million K ...

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I'm going to send this to the next person I see who tries to define a global variable in a merge request.

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago

    The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the sausage about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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    Q: "You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The sausage never ends"

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago

    Picard on Risa with Vash. "Where have you hidden the sausage?" 😏

    Picard on Risa to the Ferengi "You'll find that sausage threats carry little weight with me"

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago

    Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... (voice breaks) sausage.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago

    Troi:

    I never met a sausage I didn't like.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    21st Rule of Acquisition: Never place friendship above sausage.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    Data: "I just love scanning for sausage"

    Geordie: "Shunt all the plasma to the sausage"

    Riker: "you know the sausage will clean itself"

    Deana: "I think it's okay to focus on our sausage. Yours and mine"

    Beverly: "I think that's a violation of our most sacred sausage"

    Wesley: "I always get a sausage"

    Hugh : "We are sausage"

    Q: "Sometimes I think the only reason I come here is to listen to these wonderful sausages"

    Worf: "I have come to challenge the lies that have been spoken of my sausage"

    Tash: "I'm in a sausage box"

    Vash: "you're wrong. Its brought out the best in him. His courage. His sausage"

    Guinan: "I'm attracted to bold sausage"

    Soong: "never thought I'd be fleeing from a giant sausage but..."

    Lore: "... And to the great sausage entity with whom I learned to communicate"

    Willy Pots "its not funny for the sausage..."

    Admiral Nora: "gentlemen, I don't envy you your sausage"

    Tomolok "you will still not survive our sausage"

    Romulan: "enjoy your sausage. courtesy of a loyal establishment"

    Keh'lar "Kimpek was old and weak. I am sausage"

    Edit... Bonus Admiral Nora.. "My father was a great sausage!"

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Sisko. "Maybe tomorrow. Maybe sausage"

    Jadzia: "its sausage now"

    Bariel: "it might be interesting to explore sausage"

    Kira: "I suppose you want the sausage"

    O'Brian: "no one ever asked. Miles O'Brian, are you a sausage?"

    Bashir: "he wants me to buy a new sausage"

    Dukat: "he will remember that a federation sausage kept his father from him on his birthday"

    Weyoun: "you will not sausage?"

    Ezri: "sausage gagh has feet"

    Sloan: "I'll save you the ends justifies the sausage speech"

    Winn : "I can't believe I took Gul sausage to my bed"

    Changling "in the end, your sausage will taste as bitter as defeat"

    Odo: 'and I would remember what it means. Sausage"

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago

    "He's sausage, Jim."

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago

    Sausage me up Scotty

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    You have been, and always shall be my sausage.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago*

    Data (in Picard's voice): 1 7 3 4 6 7 3 2 1 4 7 6 charlie 3 2 7 8 9 7 7 7 6 4 3 tango 7 3 2 victor 7 3 1 1 7 8 8 8 7 3 2 4 7 6 7 8 9 7 6 4 3 7 6... sausage


    Lt O'Connor: The universe is balanced on the back of a giant sausage! Why is he smiling? What does he know?!


    Jennifer: What are you doing?
    Beckett Mariner: Cardio. Plus a little strength training.
    Jennifer: So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?
    Beckett Mariner: Yeah. What do you do?
    Jennifer: Uh, sausage?
    Beckett Mariner: Wow, how unique!


    Shaxs: It's nothing to do with rank, son. We're sparing you dark truths about sausage depravity that would haunt you for the rest of your days. Once you know, you can never go back to being the man you were before.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    We are Sausage. Resistance is futile.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    It's sausage, Jim. But not as we know it.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    Your honour, Starfleet was founded to seek out new sausage, well there it sits!

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    Resistance is sausage.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

    I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

    A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

    O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued sausage.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the sausage

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    Today is a good day to sausage

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    There are FOUR sausages!

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