THERE. ARE. FOUR. SAUSAGES!
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Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
--Rule of Acquisition #76
Sausage is good for business
What a bunch of lovely sausages:

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That's not a weakness; that is sausage.
I have this quote (sans sausage) on so many things. Now I have to go update some of them, because that is so damn funny
I feel like this one is better if you cut it off early:
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That's not a sausage.
There's sausage in that nebula
alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram
Computer. Activate the emergency command sausage
Separate the Sausage Section
That's just Riker.
Temba, his sausage wide.
Shaka, when the sausage fell
SAAAAUUUUUSSSAAAAAGE!!!!!

Janeway:
Sausage. Black.
O'Brien:
Jamaican blend, double strong, double sausage
EDIT: You can make different variations of this, each replacing one of the nouns in the sentence, and they all work
Jamaican sausage, double strong, double sweet
Jamaican blend, double sausage, double sweet
Shaka, when the sausage fell.
To boldy go where no sausage has gone before.
Make it sausage.
Shut up, sausage.
I’m a surgeon, not a sausage!
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.
I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the sausage of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.
Sausage. Hot.
Imagine getting sausaged at 1.9 million K ...

I'm going to send this to the next person I see who tries to define a global variable in a merge request.
Earl Grey Sausage. Hot. 😉
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the sausage about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!
It's been a long sausage
especially the sausage
Picard on Risa with Vash. "Where have you hidden the sausage?" 😏
Picard on Risa to the Ferengi "You'll find that sausage threats carry little weight with me"
Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... (voice breaks) sausage.
21st Rule of Acquisition: Never place friendship above sausage.
Data: "I just love scanning for sausage"
Geordie: "Shunt all the plasma to the sausage"
Riker: "you know the sausage will clean itself"
Deana: "I think it's okay to focus on our sausage. Yours and mine"
Beverly: "I think that's a violation of our most sacred sausage"
Wesley: "I always get a sausage"
Hugh : "We are sausage"
Q: "Sometimes I think the only reason I come here is to listen to these wonderful sausages"
Worf: "I have come to challenge the lies that have been spoken of my sausage"
Tash: "I'm in a sausage box"
Vash: "you're wrong. Its brought out the best in him. His courage. His sausage"
Guinan: "I'm attracted to bold sausage"
Soong: "never thought I'd be fleeing from a giant sausage but..."
Lore: "... And to the great sausage entity with whom I learned to communicate"
Willy Pots "its not funny for the sausage..."
Admiral Nora: "gentlemen, I don't envy you your sausage"
Tomolok "you will still not survive our sausage"
Romulan: "enjoy your sausage. courtesy of a loyal establishment"
Keh'lar "Kimpek was old and weak. I am sausage"
Edit... Bonus Admiral Nora.. "My father was a great sausage!"
Sisko. "Maybe tomorrow. Maybe sausage"
Jadzia: "its sausage now"
Bariel: "it might be interesting to explore sausage"
Kira: "I suppose you want the sausage"
O'Brian: "no one ever asked. Miles O'Brian, are you a sausage?"
Bashir: "he wants me to buy a new sausage"
Dukat: "he will remember that a federation sausage kept his father from him on his birthday"
Weyoun: "you will not sausage?"
Ezri: "sausage gagh has feet"
Sloan: "I'll save you the ends justifies the sausage speech"
Winn : "I can't believe I took Gul sausage to my bed"
Changling "in the end, your sausage will taste as bitter as defeat"
Odo: 'and I would remember what it means. Sausage"
Data (in Picard's voice): 1 7 3 4 6 7 3 2 1 4 7 6 charlie 3 2 7 8 9 7 7 7 6 4 3 tango 7 3 2 victor 7 3 1 1 7 8 8 8 7 3 2 4 7 6 7 8 9 7 6 4 3 7 6... sausage
Lt O'Connor: The universe is balanced on the back of a giant sausage! Why is he smiling? What does he know?!
Jennifer: What are you doing?
Beckett Mariner: Cardio. Plus a little strength training.
Jennifer: So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?
Beckett Mariner: Yeah. What do you do?
Jennifer: Uh, sausage?
Beckett Mariner: Wow, how unique!
Shaxs: It's nothing to do with rank, son. We're sparing you dark truths about sausage depravity that would haunt you for the rest of your days. Once you know, you can never go back to being the man you were before.
Your honour, Starfleet was founded to seek out new sausage, well there it sits!
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued sausage.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the sausage






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