What fucking bizarro world have I stepped into where fash-lite bowtie man is making sense

I am floored that I agree with that piece of shit, but… here we are.

What a weird time to live in.

"Finally! I've finished my kill-bot. Come, gather round, as I unveil it to the world"

"But Professor Killington"

"Yes, adorable, one-legged, orphan Timmy?"

"Why did you make a kill-bot?"

"Well, so it would indiscriminately murder anything and everything that moves, of course"

"But professor, that sounds dangerous"

"Don't be a fucking retard Timmy. I know what I'm doing"

"O-okay Professor"

"Now everyone gather round as I turn on the killbot for the very first time, and be amazed as it makes me pancakes"

flips switch

"OH NO, STOP, STOP, STOP KILLING ME, KILL-BOT OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN, OH, IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HAVE FORRSEEN THIS TERRIBLE TURN OF EVENTS".

He just realized that he is NOT SAFE

Ugh Fucker Carlson making sense. I hate this world.

Guess someone forgot to send tucker his check.

A broken Nazi Russian asset asshole clock is right once a day

They keep wanting a civil war between leftwingers and rightwingers, but seems more likely they will have a civil war amongst the rightwingers themselves. 🤦‍♂️

Huh, whatever happened to loving how things are done in Putinist Russia, Tucker?

Good for Tucker. Rare time I say it.

Holy shit I agree with Tucker Carlson?

I Hate This Timeline.

I agreed with Cucker Tarlson and Marge Sporktoes on things! Wtf???

So now he cares about such principles...

Holy shit, Tucker dares to go against Trump.

This man doesn't actually meaningfully believe anything that he says. That said, what he is saying here is true.

Did his funding change? Why all the sudden change? You got the fucker there.

It's something all the right wing grifters will realize at some point.

These people have no purpose if Trump forces all the news networks in the country to say whatever he wants. He no longer requires any of their services as mouthpieces.

Interesting. I don't know who he is, but based on (part of) the Russian shopping video I saw of him yesterday, where he was excited at what everything a Russian supermarket has to offer, finally cumming into his pants after finding that Russia has bread, I wouldn't expect much.

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point

Ahw fuck, why does it have to be Carlson? I hate it when dumb evil mother fuckers like him make actual good point

If he ends up getting Kirked over this, I'll gladly nudge him over the line to "on the right side of history". Won't mourn his passing though, he's peddled enough bullshit to make himself irredeemable as decent human being.

They'll come for him soon enough.

And a broken watch is correct twice a day.

Oh NOW he's gone too far?? Fuck. You.

"You hope that a year from now, the turmoil we're seeing in the aftermath of his murder won't be leveraged to bring hate speech laws to this country,” Carlson said Wednesday

Yeah it would really be a shame if free speech were to be trampled at some nebulous point in the future. Imagine if it were to happen now!

“And trust me, if it is, if that does happen, there is never a more justified moment for civil disobedience than that, ever. And there never will be,” the pundit added.

The most justified possible cause for civil disobedience in all of human history has been and will only ever be... hate speech laws. Jeez. I'm a white guy and even that level of privilege and arrogance is a little crazy.

“Because if they can tell you what to say, they're telling you what to think...There is nothing they can't do to you because they don't consider you human.”

He seems so close to getting it. So damn close. But considering the right's propensity for projection, it's probably just an illusion.

I never thought I'd see the day where I agree with Fucker Carlson. Jesus.

LOL, no shit Tucker!

Your kind ALWAYS wanted to do that, no matter what the excuse is.

https://generalstrikeus.com/

How do you know Tucker Carlson is grifting? His lips are moving. Be careful, fellas. You know who this goon is. Just because you agree with him, doesnt mean there isnt an agenda at play with this fucker.

Double post!

Stating the obvious to hoard in people... While still being a fascist himself. Who could have seen this coming...

Whhaattttt?