So I'm assuming that Sinclair will be demanding that Tucker apologize and donate and that the FCC will be threatening to cancel his podcast.

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[–] 55 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

"Finally! I've finished my kill-bot. Come, gather round, as I unveil it to the world"

"But Professor Killington"

"Yes, adorable, one-legged, orphan Timmy?"

"Why did you make a kill-bot?"

"Well, so it would indiscriminately murder anything and everything that moves, of course"

"But professor, that sounds dangerous"

"Don't be a fucking retard Timmy. I know what I'm doing"

"O-okay Professor"

"Now everyone gather round as I turn on the killbot for the very first time, and be amazed as it makes me pancakes"

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"OH NO, STOP, STOP, STOP KILLING ME, KILL-BOT OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN, OH, IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HAVE FORRSEEN THIS TERRIBLE TURN OF EVENTS".

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Timmy would go on to run for Congress on an anti killbot policy. He would lose to a bigoted blowhard who insisted on the right for all people to own killbots to make them pancakes.

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