Thank god we still have thin blue line punisher bumper stickers.

I'm a school bus driver. The only cars that elementary school kids get excited about are the ones that piss me off: cybertrucks, teslas in general, corvettes, lamborghinis. No other cars exist for kids.

My cousins are half-Thai (white father, Thai immigrant mother) and virulently anti-immigrant at the same time. They are also fiercely anti-Semitic and pro-Israel at the same time. I don't know how their heads have not exploded already. It helps that they are genuinely dirt stupid.

Black Friday is so dead, paleoanthropologists are arguing over whether it was fully bipedal or not.

The constitution does not explicitly say that the Speaker must be a member of congress. However, the Speaker always has been one.

If you view trump as a walking loyalty test, everything starts to make sense.

Peak Cytheria.

My favorite is offering up your daughters to be raped instead of visitors by your neighbors. In the first chapter!

My aunt was a hardcore Christian who thought trump was literally the antichrist. But she loved him for that and voted for him every time. The antichrist is supposed to bring about the end times and she wanted that to happen. These people shouldn't be allowed out of their houses, let alone allowed to vote.

Saudi Arabia. They have a history of being a retirement home for corrupt and morally depraved former national leaders (e.g. Idi Amin), and they already own whatever part of trump Putin doesn't own.

Not far at all from Major Grey's chutney, which goes great with steak.