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I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?
They're already pretty shitty
Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End
Black pill's gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication

When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium's lifetime???
Is it lifetime or halflifetime?
I take green and Start with all weapons on earth. Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious
Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.
I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.
You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.
Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick. Could also become a supervillian.

Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo
How much thorium does the average person use in one lifetime?
Somewhat unfunny answer: a 3cm diameter ball of thorium, that easily fits into one's palm by size, should be enough to provide all power an individual uses in a lifetime.
This can change a lot based on usage and actual power generation efficiency.
I would turn every star to poo, including black holes
So what, like 10 grams?
Green. What's the range?
What...will be the consistency? The answer will impact the uses I would have for the green pill.
Black and blue. I could stand to be less stupid and also thorium is very useful to power generation I could probably sell it.
Clarification for green. Does it require physical contact or is it like a Death Note situation? If it's the former, don't we already have that ability? What about non-bio-based materials? If you eat a rock and poop out a rock, does it also now qualify as poo?
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