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[+] 62 points 1 year ago (25 children)
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Netanyahu? instant poo. Trump, Putin? Instant poo. Turn shitty humans to shit and cut the middle man.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn't say that it's necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You couldnt tranform a black hole if there was a range limit, which would mean you couldnt transform anything

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Due to the nature of physics, and black hole made of poo would be the same black hole.

    It's like a question Randall got, how much water would it take to extinguish the sun? Answer of course being adding water or ice to the sun will only make it hotter.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)
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    Yeah, as I was writing it I thought the same thing. If not density though, then what do you measure as the... object itself? Since the prevailing theories are that black holes are either infinitely dense in a singularity, or that some are gravistars, we'd either turn an infinitely small dot into poop, or we'd turn something large enough for the poop to be dense enough anyway, so it may just shrink the blackhole.

    Second point also works if using Schwarzschild radius or Kerr metric instead of a gravistar.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone's health.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    That depends on what exactly is the poo. If it's a poo of a living creature, it will be very not good, it's riddled with microorganisms, viruses, and bacteria that you really really don't want in your bloodstream. If it's an abstract idealistic version of poo than it might be better.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Could I make Mars poo just to fuck up Elon's plans?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Just turn Elon into poo. Don't fuck with Mars.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    Nah, I want to take his dreams away from him before I turn him into shit.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Black pill's gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium's lifetime???

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I take green and Start with all weapons on earth. Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.

    I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Neurotypical pill pls

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago*

    Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick. Could also become a supervillian.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How much thorium does the average person use in one lifetime?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Somewhat unfunny answer: a 3cm diameter ball of thorium, that easily fits into one's palm by size, should be enough to provide all power an individual uses in a lifetime.
    This can change a lot based on usage and actual power generation efficiency.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I would turn every star to poo, including black holes

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Green, I'd turn trump into poo

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Too complex. I somehow mixed 2 of them and lemm.ee died

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Orange and black

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I need that unretard for sure!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'll take two unretard.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    What...will be the consistency? The answer will impact the uses I would have for the green pill.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Orange and Purple for sure.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Black and blue. I could stand to be less stupid and also thorium is very useful to power generation I could probably sell it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Yellow yellow yellow !

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I'll have uhhhh....

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  • i already got green gimme orange

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Clarification for green. Does it require physical contact or is it like a Death Note situation? If it's the former, don't we already have that ability? What about non-bio-based materials? If you eat a rock and poop out a rock, does it also now qualify as poo?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Purple! Dont even need to uhmmm... think.... Uhhh... Hm.

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