I'm putting that expression in my daily vocabulary

Oh man do I have a treat for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua?wprov=sfla1

(Consider not clicking on this link if those nightmares are very terrifying, it's quite gnarly)

You are

The fear of bugs is still relevant (just ask sysadmins about the past two weeks)

Why are you labeled as a bot?

b-b-b-b-but they're both bad!!! I am very smart.

Your brain was the generative tool :D

And GIMP, I assume

Disco Elysium mentioned

Despicable

Ceeping*

This does very much look like it's AI. It has that general vibe, and it looks like she has 6 fingers on her left hand.

Edit:

And it has a SynthID watermark:

100% AI-generated.