Existing Cybertruck owners will have fun sourcing parts as they break down.
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Existing Cybertruck owners will have fun sourcing parts as they break down.
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Rest In Pieces
If it had actually been a decent vehicle then at least it’d have that. But no, it’s full of problems, recalls, and traps people inside and burns them to death.
The Ford Pinto was killed for less. It’s not like we don’t know how to make safe cars, yet somehow Tesla is allowed to get away with so much.
They were such good social markers though. It made it much easier for rich morons to tell on themselves.
As Musk moves on, another failure behind him, chasing the next shiny upon which he'll never deliver. Let's pour one out for future investors who will continue to pour money into his ketamine fuelled Ponzi scheme. Chasing returns, thinking of the future, not the trail of broken promises.
This is a product that shows why there shouldn’t be any billionaires: These people live completely detached from reality—and their narcissistic hubris makes them a danger to any civilized society. Musk, like all the other PayPal billionaires—Thiel, for example—is the best example: They are mentally ill individuals who feel validated by their financial success.
This is by no means their achievement, but rather a flaw in the system that grants power to these people, who have done nothing more than happen to be in the right place at the right time with money. They simply should never have this kind of power, because they are antisocial in the truest sense of the word.
It was never allowed to drive on the road in Europe so I only ever saw it once at a car show. It was uglier up close. We were not allowed get close or touch it unlike all other cars on that show. My guess is that greasy fingers are not good for the body and hard to clean.
There are a least five near where I live that I see. They all look ridiculous, but the ones that haven’t been wrapped look horrible. The stainless steal is definitely not stainless.
The only one that makes a little sense is owned by a sneaker shop and has a branded wrap. They use it to tow their showroom trailer to various events and using it for a billboard that tows seems reasonable.
Maybe I'm a bit obsessive but I can't help but think of any tesla owner as a fascist.
Don't care if you bought one before Musk went mask off.
These things are much worse in this way than the sedans - it's a very public approval of musk, because they were his personal project or whatever.
I'd never buy anything from that shoe shop for this reason, and I don't think I'm alone.
There's two in the parking lot at my work. They're an eyesore. One is even a founders edition or whatever it's called. We have some really gullible smart/rich people
There's a guy in my town that has one. I've never seen anyone but him in it.
I will continue to flick off every one I see until I never see one again.
My main issue with the Cybertruck (before Elon revealed himself to be a total ass) was that ITS NOT A TRUCK. How can you call it a truck without a truck bed?
It oddly matches a lot of other current day trucks in that regard. Auto manufacturers keep making them with bigger cabins and smaller beds.
Unfortunately true. They sell more to people who do less. There's no shame in owning a big van that can do the same things but still service a family.
I'll say it's not that odd to me, as someone who used to work retail in a store environment that sold TVs in the US 75% of truck owners never use their truck for 'truck' purposes. Of the remaining 25% the majority still maybe do once a year typically as a favor for someone and not for personal use. Hardly anyone ever had something basic as bungee cords in their truck let alone ratchet straps when we would recommend keeping the TV upright and strapping it down. Literally after a while we just stopped even bothering to ask and we just broke company policy and would lay it down flat even though it risked it being damaged because we were tired of getting bad customer surveys about it when we would tell them if we lay it down and it is broken they can't return it.
Basically the vast vast vast majority of truck owners should it best just own an SUV (and don't get me started about how many don't understand how big their vehicle is when it comes to driving or parking; these days I drive a Ford t250 work truck for work and truck drivers continue to drive me insane)
it will always make me think of that simpsons where homer designs a car.
I always called them the village idiot.
Driving by one "There goes the village idiot.", walks by one parked, "Village idiot must be out shopping."
I respect them for attempting something so different but holy shit that thing was literally a dumpster fire
If you offered me a El Camino crossed with a DeLorean that was also an EV, I'd be hyped. The Cybertruck is neither of those things. It's a lowploy SUV.
edit: Actually. Give me the Gadgetmobile where the back is reconfigurable with different modules.

I don't. It was a trash idea created by a trash man who believes everyone's a sucker.
It wasn't always on fire. And when it was you could usually find at least someone willing to piss on it to try (and fail) to put it out. Hell, often when it wasn't on fire, even.
I've seen a few of these dumpsters on wheels in my area.
They're just a badge of shame for anyone who bought one.
Unlike most people it seems, I personally like the look of the cybertruck. But that is where the liking it ends.
I'm with you there; well the concept images at least. The version that made it to production was not as good.
I saw one in person once; way too big for NZ roads; certainly not nice looking.
But Musk went all Nazi and the thing falls apart....so even if they fixed all the issues and made a smaller one; I'd still not be in the market for one.
I don't agree with you, but you do you.
This place can be too toxic. You get a vote for liking what you like and not being afraid to express it appropriately.
Well, the 48V accessory system instead of 12V is also a good idea. Lets you use much lighter wires to carry the same loads, just requires components practically no one is making compared to 12V. But it would be a good thing for all cars to go to. Would save a some weight and a lot of materials.
But that's about it.
So they’re swapping it out for the car that they NHTSA is starting to look in to because of the lack of a steering wheel.
So they are ending production of the vehicle nobody wanted in order to replace it with production of the vehicle no one will buy. Yeah I wouldn't be getting into Tesla stock right now.
Why don't they just make more cars the people actually want?
I wonder how long they'll make parts for it. I'd like to see them disappear as soon as possible.
I got a lot of freudenschade from it though.
While that is a shitty car 'invented' by a shitty human, I wish more car companies would dare to create cars that look different. It's 2026 and our cars still look like they did 20 years ago.
A lot of that's because there's a finite number of ways to shape a car that is aerodynamic, fits people, and has efficient collision behavior.
People like interesting shapes until they find out it's less safe, uncomfortable, more expensive and loud.
There's way better examples of visual innovation than the Tesla Cybertruck though
Because most car companies want vehicles they can sell outside of North America and most other countries have laws.
If you want to innovate you still have to make sure that the vehicle meets minimum standards for things like materials, edge angle, position of bumpers, lighting design (none of this let's use the brake lights as indicators nonsense), and weight restrictions. The cybertruck violates all of them.
So these dumbshits are not only stuck with a fast depreciating asset, they won't be able to repair it in the near future.
Bet they turn out like the Delorean. After 30 years they will be a niche thing that only people with money can keep running.
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