He specifically got in trouble for replacing the badge with a prancing cat and the Ferrari name with Purrari:

Very tiny, high pitched squeal.
[OOC] Free goblin and mephit up next? After them, here's my plan:
Kigur drags the struggling goblin over to the other one, then attempts to club them with it.
Improvised Weapon
To Hit: 16 + 5 = 21
Damage: 1d4(3) + 5 = 8
I can stick my pinky entirely inside my nose and expel air from my tear ducts, separately or simultaneously.
Which raid you running?
As one reporter put it, a four square mile area in Anchorage has the same population as an area the size of Germany. Anchorage isn't a huge city.
Pacific Drive is set on the Olympic Peninsula in Washington State, US.
Liberty City is a stand-in for New York City. Not sure why it is placed in Moses Lake/Warden, WA.
Veilguard also had EA demand complete genre shifts twice in production. Immersive sim -> Live Service Co-op Action -> Singleplayer RPG. The final game was a ton of finished art and half-baked mechanics with a story tacked on at the last minute.
It's especially important to understand that in the early days of computing you only had a single system font or a tiny font pack of less than 10. Microsoft used a tiny pack that had Arial as their sans-serif, Times New Roman as their serif, Courier New as their monospace, and two symbol fonts. Of the three real fonts, two were incredibly computery, leaving Times New Roman as the friendliest font available.
Microsoft then set out to make a family-friendly cartoon-themed OS and set the entire OS in TNR. One of their designers took issue with it and designed Comic Sans to be a viable OS font that felt friendly and suited comic art. He was a bit late in starting, so it shipped with TNR and immediately failed, but Comic Sans ended up shipping with some versions of 95, then became a default font in Internet Explorer and Win98. As a result, it was the only friendly font on the average computer for ages.
Initiative
17 + 2 = 19
Kigur reaches out to snatch goblin 4 and drag him backwards into the room.
Grapple
Str (Athletics): Nat 20 (again...)
OOC Rambling
I've seen people run crits as 2x damage with modifier doubled, 2x without, 2x dice rolled with and without doubled modifier, and roll once and add the total of a perfect attack to it. It's really variable. I like double the dice count personally.
It's a video player. You want GPU acceleration.
Kigur is going to let the first two past him, then strike the third.
Greatsword Attack
To Hit: Nat 20
Normal damage: 2d6(3,6) + 5 = 14 Slashing
Not sure what math you want to run for crits or if it even matters here.