I’ll try to bribe Kojima with exclusive Malenia feet foot pics, understood!

(The research on limb replacement at the Stormveil Medical Center is currently halted following an investigation into ethical concerns regarding the origin of grafting materials, during which a serious breach of the hygiene protocol caused by the decomposing body of a dead demigod that recently lost its immortality was discovered in the building complex’s basement facilities. Our department of divine biohazard containment is scrambling to minimize the ecological damage, describing phenomena like crabs suddenly turning goth or swamp lobsters gathering around a death metal festival music stage.

As soon as these issues are addressed, research is bound to continue and treatments will be approved for the social healthcare program.)

I’ll have to agree with this statement.

However, it recently has come to my attention that, unfortunately, the abundance of land between each settlement and the hereby caused long travel times have significantly lowered the property values in regions that have not yet been attached to the Gold Road Transport Enterprises® public transit network.

Unhappy with this status quo, the city council of Liurnia under mayor Boggart reached out to me.

In cooperation with the "Multifunctional Anti-Gravity Intelligent Carriages" research team at the Academy of Raya Lucaria, we have developed plans for a fleet of self-driving, hovering vehicles which will provide a convenient and reliable way of commute around the wetlands, with the central station soon joining the GoldRoad network.

Totally free of charge and non-invasive to the habitat of all local swamp life, this project will be realized by the FIERY GIANT Construction & Regenerative Energy Crucible Technologies LLC.

"Japanese subculture"

It is not just about stupidity. Every day, some of the smartest people in the world get out of bed and go on to make some of the dumbest choices. A decorated academics professor may have an unreflected world view and a doctor may smoke their health away. Humans are majorly influenced by their upbringing and experiences, and when there is enough damage caused, a population will suffer the consequences through the failure of the individual.

This is why I never cheer when a tragedy happens in the world, even when it hits the worst people imaginable. It would be like throwing a snowball towards somebody standing uphill on a snowy mountain slope: When they fall over, the avalanche will not care who caused it.

Yup. "My excel is broken" is nightmare stuff. Fixing a printer can be as easy as unjamming some paper or replacing a toner cartridge.

And when it‘s really bad, you at least know that you for real can‘t do anything and have to wait for replacement parts or a technician. So no procrastination about how to fix it while you should be doing other things.

All human on human violence is intraracial. That is because human genetic variation does not support the division into different races.

Yup. It also quickly regenerates from the tiniest root fragment, so not even plowing and shredding the ground destroys it.

My condolences about your yard.

See, if that happens, it will cause extreme cold in winter which basically makes up for the heatwaves in summer! Checkmate liberals /s

When I saw the hat man on Benadryl, I did look away at first, but at some point it felt wrong and I looked to where I saw him.

He did no longer stand there. So I stood up and wandered the house to find him (maybe that was already after I passed out idk) and he sat in the kitchen and seemed lost in thought. So I just said something along the line of "Nice meeting you, bye!" and went to bed.

Anyways that‘s my story of how I met the hat man.

Bamboo is beginner shit, if you really want to cause trouble, try japanese knotweed. They will never be able to get rid of that!