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[+] 62 points 1 year ago (25 children)
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Netanyahu? instant poo. Trump, Putin? Instant poo. Turn shitty humans to shit and cut the middle man.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn't say that it's necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You couldnt tranform a black hole if there was a range limit, which would mean you couldnt transform anything

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Due to the nature of physics, and black hole made of poo would be the same black hole.

    It's like a question Randall got, how much water would it take to extinguish the sun? Answer of course being adding water or ice to the sun will only make it hotter.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)
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    Yeah, as I was writing it I thought the same thing. If not density though, then what do you measure as the... object itself? Since the prevailing theories are that black holes are either infinitely dense in a singularity, or that some are gravistars, we'd either turn an infinitely small dot into poop, or we'd turn something large enough for the poop to be dense enough anyway, so it may just shrink the blackhole.

    Second point also works if using Schwarzschild radius or Kerr metric instead of a gravistar.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone's health.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    That depends on what exactly is the poo. If it's a poo of a living creature, it will be very not good, it's riddled with microorganisms, viruses, and bacteria that you really really don't want in your bloodstream. If it's an abstract idealistic version of poo than it might be better.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Could I make Mars poo just to fuck up Elon's plans?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Just turn Elon into poo. Don't fuck with Mars.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    Nah, I want to take his dreams away from him before I turn him into shit.

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