Best day ever (eviltoast.org)

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[โ€“] 153 points 1 year ago* (24 children)

I had a dream once where a woman grabbed my head, looked me in the eye, and said โ€œwhen you wake up I wonโ€™t exist.โ€

Freaked me out

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  • [โ€“] 70 points 1 year ago

    I had a dream where I was in a group project back in high school, and I was apologizing to all of my group mates because I knew it was a dream and I was gonna wake up soon and leave them with all the work.

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  • [โ€“] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Do you know what would be even more freaky? If you saw her again.

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  • [โ€“] 45 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Oh my god, are you okay? That's one of those you never let go of.

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  • [โ€“] 49 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    He's okay, it's the woman who's in trouble here.

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  • [โ€“] 21 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    I wonder if he ever woke up. This is sad.

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  • [โ€“] 40 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I hope he did, because if he didn't then that means we're inside his dream too.

    In which case we need to make sure he never wakes up.

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  • [โ€“] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Your right we must save the woman, to save the world.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You could make a religion out of this.

    (plz no)

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago

    It's basically the religion in the Elder Scrolls games (Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind).

    Ultimately above the deadra and all that, there is the sleeper. There's a "dream sleeve" between their reality and the sleeper. If you can be spiritually free enough you can rise above and into the dream sleeve. Then you become like a God.

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  • Nah dude I lost my purse on my bike ride today, then had to backtrack which made me run out of battery 30 miles into a 40 all because I was a dingus and didn't secure it properly like I usually do. Now I have a sunburn and my legs ache and I was having a nice ride without moving my toothpicks. Wake him the fuck up.

    It is nice to have something trivial to complain about though.

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  • Has anyone found an exploit, by the way? I can see our fore-hacker Hitler killed millions trying to hang the system, or Musk accumulating money trying to overflow the registers, to no avail. I mean, it has to have vulnerabilities if it's a dream, which is just a simulation.

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    [โ€“] 62 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    My lad is growing up too fast - he's got lots of hobbies, one of which needs a lot of fitness so I try and get out with him once a week for a half hour run - partly to introduce him to cardio training but mainly to just get some time alone with him before he realises his dad is an arsehole.

    It's great. Admittedly, he's just "Roblox Roblox Roblox Roblox Roblox Roblox can we go to the shop Roblox Roblox" but it's time with him to talk to me about whatever he wants and it's time that I absolutely adore. I hope when (if) he chooses to have kids, he'll look back and think "hey that was some decent dad time I had outside the house".

    I'm also secretly hoping that if he's ever going through a rough time in life that he's keeping to himself and we're still out banging miles into the tarmac, then somewhere between "what's your favourite Grow Your Garden pet?" and "I just got a badge in Doors for using a crucifix on door 69 while getting chased by rush", there'll be a little breadcrumb or hint at a drama that we can talk about and ease his mental health just a tiny bit.

    Who knows. A dad can hope.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    arsehole

    Nah. I donโ€™t give a shit about anything else you do or have done, you being a good dad to your kid negates all that shit.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah fingers crossed!

    I think there's a point in most people's lives though where they look up to their leading figure in life - be it father; mother; caregiver; whatever - and realise that they're not perfect and they're just as prone to making daft mistakes as anyone.

    It was a sobering moment for me - I suppose it just makes you realise that they're just another person trying to make the best in life and sometimes shit just goes sideways.

    I mean, twenty years later I still feel like I've got my shit held together by thin string and willpower - adulting is hard work ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I just made "Father of the Year" by enforcing a time limit on my 12 yo playing with his friends on the computer, so his younger brother could play, and now he's in his room in tears. Yeah, adulting sucks sometimes.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago

    Yeah refereeing is hard too. Sometimes I want to yeet the controller out the window so nobody plays and solve the fairness problem that way... but then I'd have to listen to both of them bleat on about it!

    You can only do your best ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  • [โ€“] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Reminds me of the self aware board game commercial family on Community.

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  • [โ€“] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Couldn't remember it so I had to look it up. https://youtu.be/lMW58MiSLe0

    Sounds like a rewatch is due!

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hold up. I've watched the whole series, twice. Yet I've never seen that 'advert'!!?! I'm confused.

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    They are having the best day of its life, for ever.

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago

    I enjoy how much he appeared to revel in it:

    The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture "This is a pipe", I'd have been lying!

    The little scamp...

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 1 year ago

    You woke up with a memory of this day but it never happened.

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Since OP decided not to post it, here's the extra text:

    "This is one of those comics that causes a bunch of readers to check in on my mental health, isn't it?"

    I much prefer when OPs include it in the description.

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  • [โ€“] [S] 15 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Did not know SMBC features extra text, but in my defence I've linked the source

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ah, sorry. My apologies. Thanks for linking it though, that's great. I do recommend checking out the extra text (I think it's on every comic), it's sometimes better than the comic haha. Sorry again, I shouldn't have assumed you knew about them.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago (5 children)

    FWIW I checked the comic at SBMC and Im not sure what extra text they are talking about unless the author shared said extra text on a social network, but I don't see anything you missed from your source.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    If you click on the comic (at least on mobile) the extra text comes up (on the site). I think there is some for every comic.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    I did though. I do not see said text.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You gotta long press on the picture

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Oh so its the unfurl description. Interesting, but maybe a little obtuse for most users to find.

    Also doesnt show up on mine in the menu or on the share screen. Just when it unfurls in a chat.

    But I use Fennec and /e/OS so likely a user experience difference.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago

    You get to be one of todays lucky 10 thousand!

    It's one of those holdover things a good number internet old webcomics do, including the linked XKCD. It's one of those things that's effortless with your traditional mouse-keyboard desktop setup, because you hover your mouse and magically the alt-text appears without having to really find it. But for new users in the touch screen era? As you say, yeah, definitely obtuse. :)

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 1 year ago

    Young Zach was really going through some shit, huh?

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago

    you stupid child

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago

    As I said the last time I saw this, the early-aughts webcomic 1/0 covers this in some depth.

    It's exactly 1000 strips, and holy frick how is it 25 years old

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I fully expected in big font underneath:

    9/11/01

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    What happened on November 9th 2001? Some sort of beach monster?

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  • [โ€“] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    An extremely American event that should obviously get an American date, and you should get called out if you don't put it in an American format.

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  • [โ€“] 0 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's not "an American date", it's just a date format (that belongs to whoever is stupid enough to want to use it)

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago

    "The monthโ€“dayโ€“year (MDY) format (like September 6, 2025) is called the U.S. date format or American date format because itโ€™s primarily used in the United States and a few other countries."

    Also it's obviously that format because 9/11

    911 that date was a deliberate mockery of America and that is the reason that date specifically was chosen if you use any other format it completely ignores history and lore of the 9/11 event.

    I agree this is a confusing date* but using literally anything else in this context is completely oblivious to the events that went on.

    *Of course if an entire society has said that this is the date we are going to use then that would make any other date as confusing as any other date despite some arbitrary numerical order.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago

    A small chip of my childhood and joy has fallen by the wayside.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago

    Immersion ruined

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago

    The images viewed by the minds are very much alive though

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    But they were alive in my head and my existence is only validated by my perception. Thus, they were real. I perceived therefore I experience reality.

    I dunno. I'm not like a philosopher or anything

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago

    I mean, this is literally the same concept I used to stop myself from crying whenever I remember the time Lucario sacrificed himself in place of Ash.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago

    Heart breaking

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    How I feel after watching we were liars

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh shit, they made a movie based on that book? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yes, but what they represent is what's beautiful. Things do not need to be real to have inherent meaning.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago

    After all, it's not what is real, it is what we experience that matters. Ever found yourself in another place when reading a book? Experienced a game so immersive that you are the character? Cried over a movie?

    None of this is real. But all of this matters.

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  • [โ€“] -1 points 1 year ago

    Even after all these years, I recognized this as Saturday morning breakfast cereal!

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  • [โ€“] -4 points 1 year ago

    Worse, they were AI generated.

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