cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/41702926

This goes both ways, you know!

A guy is  swimming in a swimming pool, but he has to pee real bad. Guy: OH MAN, I GOTTA PEE SO BAD.  For a brief moment, he considers his options. Guy: SHOULD I DO IT IN THE POOL?  He sees a sign that says “we don’t swim in your toilet. Don’t pee in our pool. Thanks, staff“ Guy: NAH.  He climbs out of the pool. Guy: I BETTER GO PEE IN MY ROOM.  He walks towards his motel room. Guy: I MEAN, I’M A DECENT PERSON, AND I WOULDN’T WANT TO SWIM IN OTHER PEOPLE‘S PEE.  The guy is confronted by a few staff members, swimming in his toilet bowl. Guy: WHAT THE…?!? Employee: SIR, LET ME EXPLAIN…  The guy runs back to the pool in anger, being chased by a staff member. Employee: SIR!  The guy jumps off the spring board and urinates mid flight into the pool over the other visitors. Guy: LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!

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[–] 79 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Those last two panels were uncalled for, but glorious.

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  • [–] [S] 98 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Thanks. I push through where most other comics artists would stop. 😎

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    This is your work? Its fucking brilliant! The absurdity, I haven't laughed that hard in a minute.

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  • [–] [S] 51 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Yes. I made this myself, just a few hours ago.

    I’ve been told that I’m a rare species of comics artists that post his own work on Lemmy. I’m not sure if that’s true, but I kinda like it anyway.🥸

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    as a fellow artist that posts on lemmy, I see your work here often and I love it! You really flow with your work and it shows! You have made me laugh on many occasions, and I hope to produce more and share with lemmy because of your work. :)

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Those last two panels could stand on their own.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    We swim in the ocean, and that has everything.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It DOES have everything. Every possible secretion, expulsion, or ejaculate. I’m still amazed that swimming in the ocean does NOT get every orifice of your body pregnant. 😨

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I mean... From one of the more recent Whang! videos, I learned that actually does sometimes happen. 😱

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ugh… I hate it when my jokes turn out to be real. 😦
    I think I’m gonna lay on my bed and lose consciousness for a couple of hours and forget what you just said. 😑

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    W.

    T.

    F.

    Did I just look at?

    🧐

    Enough front page for today, looking at the front page was a mistake /j

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh this is fucking deranged.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    “I better go pee in my room.” ??

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Yeah when you've got a hotel room that's pretty standard American English. Usually it's "go to my room/house to pee" but nobody really takes it as you peeing though the door into your house or something

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Although it would be funny if people actually peed anywhere in their houses. 😙

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I mean, most people do! The toilets are usually inside the house (other than when they're literally called "the outhouse")

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yes, smartiebutt, toilets are generally inside the house, but the keyword here is “anywhere“, which extends way beyond the confines of the toiletbowl. ☝️🥸

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah, but they responded to what you said! "Anywhere in their houses" could be just wherever in the house, or any specific spot; as in "is there anywhere to pee in the house?"

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I knew those mfs were doing the dirty in my toilet

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So about the smell of bleach in public pools -

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The toilet has less pee in it because the water gets changed every time you flush.

    Toilets have less pee in them than pools.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Can we have more of this style of comic please! Its fantastic!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "Patoing" got me. Thx for this.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    He did the right thing.

    The world has to know.

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Forget the whirlpool, give me the swirly pool

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)