cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/41702926

This goes both ways, you know!

A guy is  swimming in a swimming pool, but he has to pee real bad. Guy: OH MAN, I GOTTA PEE SO BAD.  For a brief moment, he considers his options. Guy: SHOULD I DO IT IN THE POOL?  He sees a sign that says “we don’t swim in your toilet. Don’t pee in our pool. Thanks, staff“ Guy: NAH.  He climbs out of the pool. Guy: I BETTER GO PEE IN MY ROOM.  He walks towards his motel room. Guy: I MEAN, I’M A DECENT PERSON, AND I WOULDN’T WANT TO SWIM IN OTHER PEOPLE‘S PEE.  The guy is confronted by a few staff members, swimming in his toilet bowl. Guy: WHAT THE…?!? Employee: SIR, LET ME EXPLAIN…  The guy runs back to the pool in anger, being chased by a staff member. Employee: SIR!  The guy jumps off the spring board and urinates mid flight into the pool over the other visitors. Guy: LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!
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[–] [S] 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Although it would be funny if people actually peed anywhere in their houses. 😙

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I mean, most people do! The toilets are usually inside the house (other than when they're literally called "the outhouse")

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yes, smartiebutt, toilets are generally inside the house, but the keyword here is “anywhere“, which extends way beyond the confines of the toiletbowl. ☝️🥸

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah, but they responded to what you said! "Anywhere in their houses" could be just wherever in the house, or any specific spot; as in "is there anywhere to pee in the house?"

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