cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/41702926

This goes both ways, you know!

A guy is  swimming in a swimming pool, but he has to pee real bad. Guy: OH MAN, I GOTTA PEE SO BAD.  For a brief moment, he considers his options. Guy: SHOULD I DO IT IN THE POOL?  He sees a sign that says “we don’t swim in your toilet. Don’t pee in our pool. Thanks, staff“ Guy: NAH.  He climbs out of the pool. Guy: I BETTER GO PEE IN MY ROOM.  He walks towards his motel room. Guy: I MEAN, I’M A DECENT PERSON, AND I WOULDN’T WANT TO SWIM IN OTHER PEOPLE‘S PEE.  The guy is confronted by a few staff members, swimming in his toilet bowl. Guy: WHAT THE…?!? Employee: SIR, LET ME EXPLAIN…  The guy runs back to the pool in anger, being chased by a staff member. Employee: SIR!  The guy jumps off the spring board and urinates mid flight into the pool over the other visitors. Guy: LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!
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[–] [S] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It DOES have everything. Every possible secretion, expulsion, or ejaculate. I’m still amazed that swimming in the ocean does NOT get every orifice of your body pregnant. 😨

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I mean... From one of the more recent Whang! videos, I learned that actually does sometimes happen. 😱

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ugh… I hate it when my jokes turn out to be real. 😦
    I think I’m gonna lay on my bed and lose consciousness for a couple of hours and forget what you just said. 😑

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