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‘DON’T PEE IN OUR POOL’ [OC] (feddit.nl)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/custardfist@feddit.nl
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This goes both ways, you know!

A guy is swimming in a swimming pool, but he has to pee real bad. Guy: OH MAN, I GOTTA PEE SO BAD. For a brief moment, he considers his options. Guy: SHOULD I DO IT IN THE POOL? He sees a sign that says “we don’t swim in your toilet. Don’t pee in our pool. Thanks, staff“ Guy: NAH. He climbs out of the pool. Guy: I BETTER GO PEE IN MY ROOM. He walks towards his motel room. Guy: I MEAN, I’M A DECENT PERSON, AND I WOULDN’T WANT TO SWIM IN OTHER PEOPLE‘S PEE. The guy is confronted by a few staff members, swimming in his toilet bowl. Guy: WHAT THE…?!? Employee: SIR, LET ME EXPLAIN… The guy runs back to the pool in anger, being chased by a staff member. Employee: SIR! The guy jumps off the spring board and urinates mid flight into the pool over the other visitors. Guy: LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!
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[–] 3 points 1 year ago

Forget the whirlpool, give me the swirly pool

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