Lauren Boebert, the Republican representative from Colorado who rose to national fame as one of Donald Trump's biggest cheerleaders, has lost her seat in Congress.

The race was too close to call on election night last week, but after every vote was counted the Democrat Eileen Laubacher has been declared the winner by the AP news agency.

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[–] 25 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

A big part of her national fame was also giving a public hand job to that guy in the theater.

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  • [–] 18 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

    That and her pedophile son.

    Maybe that's why she roots for Trump: she must enjoy the company of pedophiles.

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  • [–] 17 points 13 hours ago

    It's so good not to have this xtian nationalist moron repping Colorado.

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    Bitch lost her ass 🤪

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  • [–] 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    how was it this close, who looked at her record and thought, this is the person i want representing me in Congress?

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  • [–] 3 points 11 hours ago

    Giving handies in the theater didn’t make her popular?

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  • [–] 3 points 12 hours ago

    Buh bye now

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  • [–] 2 points 6 hours ago

    She’s getting reasy to start the most MAGA only fans ever.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 hours ago

    beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice,

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  • [–] 1 point 8 hours ago

    Bu-bye, Bo-Bo.

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    [–] 140 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    In case anyone forgot, this was after she changed districts to one that was even deeper red.

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    She moved to my district. So glad to have personally helped push her bitch ass out.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 day ago

    The last time she blew something this hard, it was in the audience of Beetlejuice.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 day ago (10 children)

    Good. To quote Hilary Clinton quoting someone else, “Bye, Felicia.”

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    Did Hillary really quote Ice Cube from Friday?

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    I refuse to believe she's plugged into any actual American culture.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    I mean, the movie is from 31 years ago. And the meme is at least a decade old.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Lost her 2nd seat in Congress. She lost a few years ago, then "moved" to a new district to run again

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago*

    She didn't lose that one. She very narrowly beat a dem challenger in the 2022 election, by something like 87 votes. The next election, after even more scandal, he was going to challenge her seat again. Instead, she ran off to a deeper red district in 2024 and took that seat.

    She has now lost that one. I guess Colorado ran out of red she could hide behind.

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  • [–] 69 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Don't fret. She can always work a hand job.

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    Oh good, now she has more time to spend on losing the republican presidential primaries.

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  • [–] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

    ... declared the winner by the AP news agency.

    Does the US not have an official electoral operator so they have to rely on news agencies to report election results?

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  • [–] 10 points 14 hours ago

    There will be an official certification of the ballots once all of them have been counted, yes.

    But the AP makes projections when it is statistically unlikely/impossible for the candidate that is trailing to catch up.

    In this race Bimbort is currently trailing by 3525 votes with 99% of the votes counted. Meaning there are only about 3800 votes left to count. So while it is possible that every single remaining vote is for her, it is statistically unlikely.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • [–] 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

    Sniff, now she'll be giving handjobs in Heaven.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Now no one will care who she’s blowing in a theater.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    Good bye and good riddance.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago

    It wasn't her seat. it was Colorado's. She was not selected to fill it.

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  • [–] 5 points 16 hours ago

    Well now she'll have more time to pursue women subordinate to her

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago

    bye bye Boe-Boe

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago

    Is her Only Fans up yet?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I think she'd already lost that star power way before this though hadn't she?

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    Doing the old district zig zag didn't help her. I think she might have been okay if she, at the very least, represented her constituents.

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  • [–] 2 points 20 hours ago

    Hey Jensen, Wait up!

    --Bobert probably

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Do I have to buy seats to the theater, or can I just bring $20 to the back alley? She's pretty hot. I don't think she's going to starve...

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