A big part of her national fame was also giving a public hand job to that guy in the theater.
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There's always OnlyFans.
how was it this close, who looked at her record and thought, this is the person i want representing me in Congress?
In case anyone forgot, this was after she changed districts to one that was even deeper red.
She moved to my district. So glad to have personally helped push her bitch ass out.

Same! Felt good to vote her out!
The last time she blew something this hard, it was in the audience of Beetlejuice.
Good. To quote Hilary Clinton quoting someone else, “Bye, Felicia.”
Did Hillary really quote Ice Cube from Friday?
I mean who hasn't?
I refuse to believe she's plugged into any actual American culture.
I mean, the movie is from 31 years ago. And the meme is at least a decade old.
Lost her 2nd seat in Congress. She lost a few years ago, then "moved" to a new district to run again
She didn't lose that one. She very narrowly beat a dem challenger in the 2022 election, by something like 87 votes. The next election, after even more scandal, he was going to challenge her seat again. Instead, she ran off to a deeper red district in 2024 and took that seat.
She has now lost that one. I guess Colorado ran out of red she could hide behind.
Don't fret. She can always work a hand job.
A hands on job? Like what?
She lost it handy-ly...
Oh good, now she has more time to spend on losing the republican presidential primaries.
... declared the winner by the AP news agency.
Does the US not have an official electoral operator so they have to rely on news agencies to report election results?
There will be an official certification of the ballots once all of them have been counted, yes.
But the AP makes projections when it is statistically unlikely/impossible for the candidate that is trailing to catch up.
In this race Bimbort is currently trailing by 3525 votes with 99% of the votes counted. Meaning there are only about 3800 votes left to count. So while it is possible that every single remaining vote is for her, it is statistically unlikely.
Sniff, now she'll be giving handjobs in Heaven.
Now no one will care who she’s blowing in a theater.
Me at the theater: yo wtf? Former US rep Lauren Boebert, is that you? I don't want you blowing me here! Beat it! Get out of here, you! Lauren Boebert: screeching and hissing noises as she scurries away
I think she'd already lost that star power way before this though hadn't she?
Doing the old district zig zag didn't help her. I think she might have been okay if she, at the very least, represented her constituents.
Do I have to buy seats to the theater, or can I just bring $20 to the back alley? She's pretty hot. I don't think she's going to starve...
Sex workers are people.
I'm not going to yuck your yum, but it's really just that she has a good stylist. And is famous.






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