Please tell me this is fake.

What, that ya don’t like being told that blue wave has blood in it? Sorrry. Don’t care.

Ahh yes. A road. Another road. Roads create jobs. Solving problems eliminates jobs. Let’s keep building roads to keep the economy moving.

Take all resources and kill the insects that are buzzing around. These “human” things

Politely say there is no room in the kitchen for two chefs, and if you both do it that’s fine but you need significantly better communication. Also, if he’s coming back why not just come back entirely and you can leave?

my first thought reading the headline was that they had a “planned Linux distribution,” meaning their own distro, and I started having chest pains.

Which one of the progressives do you think will be arrested first?

Hear me out: humans are tasty, right-wing is numerous… feast?

Right? That will be the next one though. I think 2028 despite the bullshit. I know, I know, Debbie Doomer, but really look around. It’s been clear for a decade (longer if you pay attention) that there’s like 1.5 political parties in amerikkka, not 2.

Robot system restricts chest movement, making damn sure you reach that 30% metric. ;)

Darth Vader has now been given the power. The battle… BEGINS!!!

You thought the midterms were the end lmfao.