I did! You're so smart

I guess they gotta close a bunch of stores in Texas now.

She moved from one district in Colorado (she was going to lose reelection) to another one and only got herself one extra term.

Violence works sometimes

Luigi is a hero. Be a hero.

Florida and Louisiana both almost went Democrat.

Why are freezers connected to the Internet?

I assume he will pardon himself if he lives out his full term. Then Congress will say there's nothing that can be done, and he'll live in mar a lago calling fox news every day until they stop picking up.

Ugly on the inside

It's actually like cactus is the plural of cacti, so James is the plural of Jamei

Thomas is actually Thoma

No, it's just a standard emoji