The next two months are going to be hell.

Rats fleeing the ship.

yes

Yep, we have this exact box in our shed. They're pretty fun, as long as everyone stays a hundred miles away from the target.

Can confirm

Make America Healthy Again*

*unless it harms corporate profits

What is the context that could possibly make this sound better?

Plants get recalled more than meat does, lmao

In a just society, this would trigger an emergency take down of every single one of these and the company being sued into the ground.

A girl can dream.

Well, yeah, they would, wouldn't they. They don't sell coal, and getting rid of it would increase oil and gas demand.

Uprising - Muse

Stormtroopers - Sabaton

Moria - Bloodbound

Perry Mason - Ozzy Osbourne

Addicted to Pain - Alter Bridge

There is also insignificant scientific evidence that trans athletes have any meaningful advantage.