People playing video games at home on their own personally owned devices instead of streaming them at great cost from a data center.
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The trouble with emails
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Jensen Huang not getting laid for 3 days
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Idk this stupid symbol just popped up while I was drafting an email and I can't go back.
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She doesn’t even know the difference between Data and data.
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At least this outage is not brought to you by the number 4.
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Someone sent this shape in an email.
Oops.
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Ralph Offenhouse's investment strategy.
Yes Ralph, that's right, NaN% returns on an approximately 300 year time horizon.
Shush now, please, important people have things to do, this discludes you.
Someone at Microsoft watched a comedy set and misinterpreted the bit after the performance
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Jensen Huang slept with one of the servers.
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WinZip finally came looking for a license fee and bankrupted Microsoft's data centre budget
Q teaching humanity a lesson.
You know that switch on the wall that does nothing when you flip it?
Well it does something.
Space aliens. It's always space aliens.
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Jensen Huang, trying to delay a leak of his 4th affair
It was the Data-Picard maneuver, they crashed their shit before the actual crash could hit them
Alison Huang.
Well obviously it was Lazlo powering off the wrong server again.
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"Shut up, Wesley"
"Fine then. I'll release some nanobots"
all they have was out look.
to bring balance back, they need to start to look in.
They used a deflector list instead of a deflector array
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I am, sorry. I tripped on the power cable. My bad, guys.
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Sorry, I let turtles into the exchange server. 🐢🐢🐢
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I am. Sorry. You know they make us use Copilot? It cussed on Thursday (not kidding. I have, surprisingly, never cussed at it so not sure how it did) and soon after that, went down. I broke it.
Me!
Jensen Huang
My pet rat chewed a cable on the router.
I'm convinced MS is filled with worms. I'm probably wrong, so that counts as acceptable, right?
The Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy
Me
EDIT: Having read some of the other comments, it would appear that we something of a Spartacus situation
janitor rocking out in headphones unaware his floor buffer accidentally unplugged the big, sinister looking machine
Secret leap year.
What do we have to lose but our chains?
Lxwana.
It's taking breaks to listen to They Might Be Playing They Might Be Giants from KMSU.
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