This fuckin guy.

The Times report says that Huang and Powell were seen being affectionate at a hotel during a company conference in March, and that when bystander took a photo of the interaction, a security guard "sequestered them" and offered the person to sign a nondisclosure agreement.

So they were illegally detained and pressured likely under duress to sign an NDA, by private security?

Just wait until the number of gpu customers he's fucked gets out there.

Make the company billions, but you fuck one spy......

https://abc7news.com/story/nvidia-stock-falls-company-opens-probe-ceo-jensen-huang-alleged-affair-chinese-spy/20026775/

Jensen's interactions with Ms. Huang are not unusual or unexpected" and are part of Jensen Huang's job, an Nvidia spokesperson told ABC News at the time.

Guess I can't dispute that statement!

It's a reflection of the business - Nvidia's specialty is running multiple tasks in parallel.

Dawg

The heartfelt apology is less convincing now.

Biggest divorce settlement in history incoming

First, you get the leather jacket. Then, you get the money. Then, you get the girls.

And then, the girls crash the global AI bubble earlier and in a more dramatic fashion than anyone anticipated.

Huang did all this while being married for 40 years to a woman who supported him and who he made co-trustee of all his shares in NVidia.

She holds all the cards, and we’re going to find out about all his lurid affairs one by one. Take half and sell. Make him pay for it.

The walking wannabe cool™ cliché of midlife crisis with unlimited monies had affairs?

Everybody mocked the jacket and yet the results speak for themselves.

Huanged by his own petard

I don't want to gawk over someone else's love life (and their failings). That's none of anyone's business but theirs.

The issue with the first affair is what laws he broke... though I would argue the GPU export restrictions were pointless anyway, and the U.S. feds would be stupid to enforce them now, after they clearly did not work.

As for the second, per their own policy:

https://images.nvidia.com/aem-dam/en-zz/Solutions/about-us/NVIDIA-Code-of-Conduct-External.pdf

The following types of activities may create a conflict of interest: › Advisory roles or board seat participation › Outside employment or consulting › Self-employment or volunteering (Inventions or app development, speaking or publishing opportunities, teaching or research at a university level or higher, game development) › Investments or personal relationships.

It's not... particularly explicit about this, but it does feel like conflict-of-interest if she reports to Jensen.

Man, I wish I had a dick that was capable of making billions of dollars vanish into thin air.

I'm starting to think this guy might have too much free time. Perhaps been a tech CEO isn't all that demanding.

horndog billionaire

Look, I’ll be a Chinese spy too if it’ll get me video card at a decent price, just saying Huang

I’m pretty sure that Huang is fucking all of us.

Crap. What the hell has this guy been doing...

This guy fucks everyone on the planet. Every fund has Nvidia stocks. He literally fucked everyone.

Anyway, Epstein files should be made public.

Feels like he’s about to no longer work at NVIDIA. Or be married.

It's time i come clean:

Jensen Huang personally offered me trade secrets and a shipment of industrial GPUs for a handy in return.

This guy fucks

Probably the worst choice he made is to project an image of devoted husband who adores his wife. Should've learn from Elon.

I said yesterday this story gets wilder and wilder.

I can't wait for the rest of the stories this week.

Signing a bra makes so much sense now. That felt so weird compared to the persona he presented when talking.

You fuckin dirty dog Jensen.

It seems all we ever hear about is paedophiles and sexual abuse..... Consensual affairs seem like a bit of a nothing burger. The drama seems to be about whether secrets were leaked to the Chinese and selling Nvidia cards to China. Other than that, not sure what the excitement is about being involved with an existing Nvidia exec.

The leather jacket man slinging dick left right like that lmao

Ngl this low key makes him more "normal" when it comes to current AI leadership.

Dude is cooked from all ends at this point.

In hindsight the leather jacket swagger should have been a hint that this guy couldn't keep his dick in his pants.

How much more evidence do we need until we finally understand that older men are the worst choice for leading positions because they have trouble to keep their pants up and tend to think with their penis?

Seems he’s a serial cheater and is only now getting caught.