What a fabulous type-o

Most likely because he didn't fully understand the implications. He isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

His mind must be racist a million miles a min.

Not sure if typo or joke, but still funny.

Not to open the conspiracy can of worms but this implies Bush had no reason to expect a terrorist attack on American soil, which he absolutely was aware of the high possibility of, and allegedly conveniently neglected to do anything about lol.

I'm not 100% sure, but this may be a remedial education course for kids who have been struggling with reading comprehension, which is why it's so rigid. This interaction is definitely not typical for primary school English. At least not when I was in school.

Not to defend the abysmal literacy rates in America, of course. Standard education here is really more of a suggestion of a standard.