dude what the fuck, I was just trying to enjoy my night

OP, never delete this.

I once saw a mother do this to her stuffy-nosed baby and hork the snot onto the ground. Then carried on with her day like it was nothing.

Know my trauma, children.

I want other to see this, so they too will suffer. +1

Its okay to have your kinks, but we dont need to know everything.

Now this. This is beautiful. To have that level of intimacy to share each other's burdens. Ah, it makes one envious

It has the consistency of egg drop soup, and the flavor.

Blow some of those nose goobers into her vertical smile all the joys of a good cream pie but none of the pesky pregnancy risk.

Plot Twist: His name is Navage

Damnit everybody knows you do that with your eyes closed smh my head. Now it's awkward.

Thanks, I hate it.

Also, quality shitpost.

no

My wife has done this for my ears when they have become clogged. I'm grateful for her efforts, but when it's been bad enough to justify the action, it's never helped.

As someone who's aromantic, asexual, and doesn't like kissing and sex etc: this seems about the same level as kissing on the mouth to me. Definitely less yuck than sex to my brain. Kinda funny seeing all these reactions

how to suicide somebody else ?

I decided to try this with my gf, now am homeless, please help

Basically a baby

Thanks I hate it. Now I can't help but wonder if this is what Matara was referencing in that Cursed Tweet, or if this is referencing Matara's Cursed Tweet...

I'm gonna be sick...thank you muchly.

eww

NOOOOO!

gods fuck, what a day to have eyes

(i bet that would feel amazing tho)

I hate you. I hate you so fucking much right now.

Artist attribution?

Ugh. :(

When your job suck so much that anything is a better alternative.

I'm calling the police