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[–] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Apparently I stuck a toy up my nostril as a small child and the ED doctor told my father to hold the other nostril closed and give me a resuscitation style puff of air by mouth. Apparently the toy splattered onto his cheek and stuck to it with my snot. Better than sedation / surgery on a toddler I suppose.

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    If you like my storytelling that much I've also got some lovely artisanal D&D/FR/BG3-flavored tentacle smut (lol I'm +30k words in and haven't actually gotten to the smut yet). I finished the last three chapters just as the archive went down and am SO salty about it.

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