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[–] 47 points 3 days ago (5 children)

OP, never delete this.

I once saw a mother do this to her stuffy-nosed baby and hork the snot onto the ground. Then carried on with her day like it was nothing.

Know my trauma, children.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Easiest and safest way to do I it. That baby is exclusively mommy juice from blastocyst up until soft cereals. She was horking her own snot.

    You're a little prissy for a walking swamp with gassy meat flaps.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Apparently I stuck a toy up my nostril as a small child and the ED doctor told my father to hold the other nostril closed and give me a resuscitation style puff of air by mouth. Apparently the toy splattered onto his cheek and stuck to it with my snot. Better than sedation / surgery on a toddler I suppose.

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    If you like my storytelling that much I've also got some lovely artisanal D&D/FR/BG3-flavored tentacle smut (lol I'm +30k words in and haven't actually gotten to the smut yet). I finished the last three chapters just as the archive went down and am SO salty about it.

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