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[–] 80 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Makes it's own peroxide. That's sort of hard core.

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  • [–] 64 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    And uses that peroxide to crap explosions at things. Extremely hardcore.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Big deal, I have explosive craps all the time.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Have you ever spray-farted someone's face off?

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  • [–] 133 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I'm from Buenos Aires and didn't know about the existence of this meme

    TIL

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    You should watch Starship Troopers.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    After knowing about the meme I looked up the movie and I'm sure I watched at least part of it when I was a kid, on air tv. I remembered the bug designs, which were the reason it caught my interest, I remember the action scenes with the bugs were fun, but I also remembered the plot and acting was a bit lacking.

    I didn't remember the "I'm from Bs. As." line, I'm sure I would have found that absolutely hilarious even back then. Maybe I forgot or maybe I got too distracted during the several commercial breaks and missed some bits, can't say

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How the hell did they not evolve wings and reach mach 5

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How does it survives to its own attack?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If y'all have not seen The Oatmeal's bit that includes a great piece on the bombadeer beetle, it's a treat:

    https://youtu.be/ZZ_BtZ-5O60

    GOD made that butthole!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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    Heh, it sprays its own head with it. Still some space for improvement.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Only a couple more million years of natural evolution before we beetles capable of jet-powered flight...

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Has anyone been hit by one of these guys?

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wish I could come up with a spicy food joke.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    [Teasing] 212°F is 100°C, for anyone or anymany using proper measurement systems for temperature.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Or about 373° Kelvin for the truly enlightened.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Or 0° Delisle if you just want to flex about knowing obscure temperature scales.

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  • not impressive, i can have explosive diarrhea and blow up the toilet as well

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    For a good read, look for "For the Love of Insects" by Thomas Eisner who studied the bombardier beetle. The book doesn't focus on bombardier beetles. But he does go over how he made some discovers on the bombardier beetle.

    Eisner was a wonderful scientist with a fascinating perspective.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Benzo Quinones is my favorite Tejano artist.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    What kind of spice has it eaten?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "Help him, help him," Dobbs was sobbing. "Help him, help him."

    "Help who? Help who?" Yossarian called back. "Help who?"

    "The bombardier, the bombardier," Dobbs cried. "He doesn't answer. Help the bombardier, help the bombardier."

    "I'm the bombardier," Yossarian cried back at him. "I'm the bombardier. I'm all right. I'm all right."

    "Then help him, help him," Dobbs wept. "Help him, help him."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    *Bombarded.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    BOMBADEER? fuckinng western Canadian spotted.

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